How would you fight a pitbull?

[Josealb]

Elliot, if you're gonna go down dirty....why not the balls? its less romantic. Ive always wondered if all mammals freak out when the jewels are in danger...

[edededed]

Hmm - that is a good question. Do all mammals get the "Hurlblechtukmakk!!" thing when someone hits their sack or what? Or is it a human-only thing?

[klonk]

Has no one mentioned pepper spray? Legal just about everywhere, reputedly very effective on creatures whose noses are n times more sensitive than ours.

[DeusTrismegistus]

Who goes around walking a dog with a knife in the pocket?

I go EVERYWHERE with a knife in my pocket. Except airplanes cause the bastards won't let me. Knives are useful, killing things is just a ancillary benefit.

Pit Bulls do get a very bad rap. I have personally never met a pit bull that was mean unless the owner made it that way. I would own a well bred pit bull for sure. Actually if I remember correctly they were originally bred to hunt bears, they were also just really good at dog fighting so that has become a recent trend in breeding by the idiots of the world.

[Elliot]

Elliot, if you're gonna go down dirty....why not the balls? its less romantic. Ive always wondered if all mammals freak out when the jewels are in danger...

That is a good question Jose, I'll go kick my sleeping poodle in the balls and report back later.

[MAFAN]

sodomise it until it is rendered immobile by repeated waves of shuddering pleasure.
yes- I am that badass.
*LOL@whole topic*

[Dmitri]

Eat it first.

[Josealb]

You guys remember Lethal Weapon 3, when Mel wants to be left alone so he can handle a pissed rottweiler? They didnt show what he did, but i think Elliot knows.

[Darthwing Teorist]

Thumb in the butt is what I always say.

Do they like it?

[cloudz]

grab the front legs and open them up & out to the sides, doesn't take too much apparantly - dogs are weak in that way.. My uncle used to be fuzz and that's how they used to deal with bad doggies attacking them here in the UK. It always stuck with me, being fairly young at the time..

i suppose in the US the cops just probably shoot 'em.

[Elliot]

[Darthwing Teorist]

I would go back in time and kill its parents.

[ashe]

grab the front legs and open them up & out to the sides, doesn't take too much apparantly - dogs are weak in that way.. My uncle used to be fuzz and that's how they used to deal with bad doggies attacking them here in the UK. It always stuck with me, being fairly young at the time..

i suppose in the US the cops just probably shoot 'em.

hey that's a good one.

dogs also have a hollow spot just behind and below the front shoulder. if you hit them there it's like a dim mak to the lungs. it doesn't take much and it's very effective.

[klonk]

There are some Korean recipes for what you do after you have solved the immediate problem, some quite good.

[Chanchu]

12 Gauge

45 ACP

Tiger Fork

http://www.adn.com/front/story/492069.html

Not a fan of dogs-- to many louts don't train them- use them as weapons and torment folks with them... because dogs are sacred cows in the west its Ok...

http://www.clarionledger.com/apps/pbcs. ... 40385/1001

Not much chance hand to hand against a pitbull....

http://www.dogassault.com/Murdering.html

dogs are not all bad - tastes pretty good...

The dog Assualt site has a hell of a lot of good info on dog attacks.