Fantastic. I wondered why this was on the main board until I saw the gongfu this guy has developed.
It's all there:
Even some of his physical moves, like crossing the opponent, are CMA-related.
He is probably best known for an encounter with Jimmy Carter’s Secret Service detail in 2001. While Carter was at dinner, Robbins struck up a conversation with several of his Secret Service men. Within a few minutes, he had emptied the agents’ pockets of pretty much everything but their guns. Robbins brandished a copy of Carter’s itinerary, and when an agent snatched it back he said, “You don’t have the authorization to see that!” When the agent felt for his badge, Robbins produced it and handed it back. Then he turned to the head of the detail and handed him his watch, his badge, and the keys to the Carter motorcade.
Egos punctured. Geniuses confounded. Chavs chinned. Taxmen eviscerated. Bulls castrated. Dragons slain. Virgins fixed. Bosoms snuffled. Tankards emptied. Toilets exploded. Nefarious deeds done cheap.
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