Zhong_Kui wrote:Well, there is enough info on Taiji as a martial art out there that someone might be able to make a case for it anyway, but then you can always call John Wang as an expert witness for the defense.
Defense Atty: Mr. Wang, you are an expert in Chinese martial arts, with a background spanning XX years, including both, shu ay - jow, and tie-chee, amongst other arts. I understand you or your students have won many international tournaments, and you are a respected contributor to the Empty Flower Forum, one of the top Chinese Martial Arts forums, where you are a "Great old one", is that correct?
JW: Yes.
DA: You honor, I'd like to have Mr. Wang certified as an Expert witness.
Judge: Any objections from the prosecution?
Prosecutor: None your honor.
Judge: Duly noted, Mr. Wang is accepted as an Expert Wintness. Please proceed.
DA: Mr. Wang, what is your opinion of Taiji as a fighting art?
JW: (Laughter)
DA: What's so funny?
JW: You said Taiji and "fighting art" in the same sentence. There is no relation. No person alive can fight with taiji. They can only push people around. Can you kill someone with a push? No!
That reminds me good sir, I might have a case for you if you'd take pity on a humble martial artist who has a small court case soon. Not sure if you are in the mood to take a case yet, but its a quick one (should be considering how it's stacked in my favor), but PM me if you feel up to it.
(p.s. I'm truly sorry about the other week when I was supposed to come down. Didn't mean to make it seem like I blew you off, I didn't even come home that night, much less have my phone on me or time to go to Philly. I should have some time off come two weeks from now if you are still down to do some training/shooting the shite). Hate making it seem like I blow off friends just because I'm busy.)