Training with Women

[DeusTrismegistus]

Well if a girl randomly kicked at my nuts, I think I might have to bend my rule about hitting ladies. Unless I did something to deserve it, no lady would kick a guy in the child factories for fun, and by doing so is no longer eligible for treatment becoming a lady, and might get kicked in kind, or punched squarely in the nose. Of course I wouldn't beat her after she goes down or continue striking if she does not continue attacking.

[Chris McKinley]

Deus has kicked teh correct square in the jimmy.

[roger hao]

So let me get this right - while writhing on the floor holding your
nuts with both hands you all are gonna do what to the little lady?

[JusticeZero]

*shrugs* Well, with any luck, she'll have been dealt with and i'll have gone somewhere safer by the time that happens.

[bigphatwong]

This thread just made me have a really weird (lucid?) dream. I was at a theme park, and this bitch I used to work with was following me around, throwing all kinds of insults at me which I effortlessly countered with my rapist wit. So she gets flustered and swings at me trying to take my head off, and I blocked it, took her down with a wrist chin na (sankyo) and calmly said something along the lines of "now let's discuss your attitude adjustment." Then I woke up.

Gwen Stefani was in it too, which made it all the more bizarre.

I just thought it was cool because she was clearly upset, and I was all ice-cold Uyeshiba pimp style.

Anyway, non-sequitur says what?!? Back to kicking jimmies and lulus.

[DeusTrismegistus]

So let me get this right - while writhing on the floor holding your
nuts with both hands you all are gonna do what to the little lady?

Well I said try to kick me, I have pretty good nut defense.