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Alternatives to BJJ
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Re: Alternatives to BJJ
by jjy5016 on Wed May 27, 2009 5:38 pm
How about a "Dirty Sanchez"?
"I kew evibady. I squeegee him - like dis. STAND me?"
I'm always careful to lift the seat when IP
I'm always careful to lift the seat when IP
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Re: Alternatives to BJJ
by Jeice on Wed May 27, 2009 7:29 pm
jjy5016 wrote:How about a "Dirty Sanchez"?
I've spent quite a bit of time on the mats, the opportunity to paint a moustache made of poo on someones face with my penis rarely presents itself. I'm not saying it hasn't happened. But it certainly isn't what I'd teach as a reliable escape.
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Re: Alternatives to BJJ
by Darth Rock&Roll on Thu May 28, 2009 11:47 am
just go for the poo painted soul patch, it's way more efficient, takes less time to do, is equally as humiliating to the recipient, and it's an update on an old theme.
I like to call it, The Filthy Feldman...
I like to call it, The Filthy Feldman...
Coconuts. Bananas. Mangos. Rice. Beans. Water. It's good.
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Re: Alternatives to BJJ
by DeusTrismegistus on Thu May 28, 2009 12:04 pm
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a
bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. -- Winston Churchill
bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. -- Winston Churchill
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