BJJ Street Fight

[Taste of Death]

Fear the Beard

[Michael]

That is a very high level technique from beard man that was prohibited from being displayed in public until now, but as beard's Master Sherfu has permitted this video onto the web, I will reveal the hidden.

When sliding forward in that manner, the attacker is stimulating his hui yin acupuncture point along the Du/Governor channel, initiating a reverse qi flow from his Uranus into his Heavenly Orbit. As clearly shown in the video, the attacker then projects the Uranus energy from his Heavenly Orbit underneath his tongue into his opponent's turtle dove, scaring him away.

The beauty of the technique is that the muscular energy required to stimulate the perineum along the ground is immediately replenished by Heavenly Orbit Uranal leakage into the Zhong Mai, so that beard man is actually using Cosmic Propulsion to constantly motivate himself while in attack mode.

In effect, beard man is creating a perpetual Lin Kong Jin machine that can also be used for extracting tape worms.

Any questions?

[Steve Rowe]

It's just proof that street fights really go to the ground.

[Michael]

79.4% of the time, as measured by some unknown and omniscient entity from Indonesia.

[daniel pfister]

In the TJQ classics when they said "walk like a cat" I don't think they meant, "walk like a cat on the carpet after it's used the litter box..."

[Taste of Death]

In the TJQ classics when they said "walk like a cat" I don't think they meant, "walk like a cat on the carpet after it's used the litter box..."

I call it the pornstar stance.