by Andy_S on Tue Nov 25, 2014 6:09 pm
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in fact we were running a drill the other week involving carrying two full pint glasses through a crowd. Important work!
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Now THAT is a drill training important life skills and no error. Not too much spillage, I trust?
Even so, you need to upgrade, grasshopper. When you can safely carry - through a mighty Dagenham bar ruck - a dainty silver tray mounted with:
A brace of pints for the chaps
A packet of pork scratchings
A flute of Babycham for the Doris
And, naturally, a glass of sherry for the Vicar
....then (and only then) will "You be a man, my son."
Services available:
Pies scoffed. Ales quaffed. Beds shat. Oiks irked. Chavs chinned. Thugs thumped. Sacks split. Arses goosed. Udders ogled. Canines consumed. Sheep shagged.Matrons outraged. Vicars enlightened. PM for rates.