Hippy Sifu Does Bad-looking, Kungfu-ey Sort of Shit

[Wanderingdragon]

" I realize those who really know how to fight offer solid input '

[kenneth fish]

Andy you silly twat. I was not referring to diminutive Americans.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin

[taiwandeutscher]

Oh my, now I know, why my online dictionary didn't know that term and suggested merlin! LOL!

[gasmaster]

One of my current favorite beers is called velvet merlin. It was originally called velvet merkin, but they had to change the name when it went into distribution. That was my introduction to the lore of the merkin. Its a yummy oatmeal stout if anyone is so inclined...

[wiesiek]

I was able to thrive 2 minutes of the 1st vid
and
10 second the 3rd ...
and i realized:
I know his style, its rare mix Klingon -MR Data fighting method
however learned poorly on hologram-deck
visibly - no partner work done

[dspyrido]

I liked how in the second video the demo partner starts to have a giggle as sifu goes off fighting ghosts.

I also like how in the 3rd video sifu directs the attacker as to where to attack should be (spoiler alert - he has to launch his dangerously off-balanced attack where he places his defending limb).

Now I am not scoffing at his martial ability because that would not be nice and he could be internally amazing. But I am wondering - WHY WOULD YOU POST VIDEOS LIKE THIS??!!

[edededed]

You learn something new every day... I may have to stop using the word "Merkin" to refer to Americans anymore. (Damn you Andy!)

[Andy_S]

Ken:

RE: Silly twat
I will have you know, Sir, that as a man of the world I knew perfectly well the difference between a merkin and a Merkin. (I was merely joshing - as is my wont.) I would also submit that there is such a thing as a Merkin merkin.

But it is a fine thing - is it not? - that we have, between us, managed to increase the knowledge of several under-educated Fisters?

BTW, there is some dispute over the optimal raw material for merkins. Some manufacturers insist upon the hair of a cat; others will only work with beaver pelt.

Oh, and apparently there are no manufacturers of this product category in Brazil.

Anyway enough of this silliness, I cunt go on.

[Michael]

I feel enlightened.

[Ron Panunto]

How is it held in place?

[wiesiek]

crazyglue always handy

[Michael Babin]

Re: how is it held in place?

In my experience the best way to keep a beaver in place is expensive gifts while casually mentioning your extensive and profitable stock portfolio.

[kenneth fish]

[Wanderingdragon]

Once again you guys miss the mark. To keep beaver, you have to hit it, hit it hard and hit it regularly, if these skills are known as such scoring beaver is easy, the only difference is sensitivity, a soft touch when assessing the fur and a keen eye in judging the tail.

[Michael Babin]

The true master of judging beaver on this forum, judging by his posts on Been There Done That, is Dr. Rob. At my age, it's hard enough to keep up with the old beaver I share my lodge with much less think about the young ones still out in the lake.