Andy_S wrote:SNIP
And you train in public with it???
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Of course he does, you pathetic dolt!
Don't you know that Australia is overrun with deadly beasties - "salties," "white pointers," taipans, funnel webs, kung-fu kangaroos, Pauline Hanson, etc, etc - against which self-defense weaponry is an absolute must?
When I was living in Oz, I would not dare to visit the dunny without the following daily attire and urban essentials:
Shades
Slouch hat
Blue nutcrackers
Blue wife-beater
Six pack of chilly tinnies
Swag
Anti-crocodile machete
Anti-snake net
Anti-spider hammer
Anti-shark harpoon
Anti-Pauline triple barreled sawn-off shotgun
Hey Andy - they 80s are calling. They want their useless working holiday pom to come back home and enjoy a pint of guiness, some crappy mint sauce steak, jellied eels, haggis, liver and onions. Oh and bring the ashes. They really want the ashes back.
Plus I don't agree with your view on a triple barreled sawn-off for pauline. I just don't think 3 barrels are enough. I suggest we leave the crocks, snakes, spiders and sharks which are native species and simply redeploy all the armory towards keeping Pauline down.