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Advert: "Who Can You Trust Not to Show You Their Penis?"

Postby Michael on Mon Dec 18, 2017 2:47 am

Dana Nessel asks this pressing question in her video advert for Michigan Attorney General with the tag line:

"Putting an end to sexual harassment scandals."
Because women in power never sexually harass people.

Who can you trust most not to show you their penis in a professional setting?

Is it the candidate who doesn't have a penis?

I'd say so.

Her position is eminently logical, but likely transphobic. Time for re-education camp! :D



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQL37wcgI6k
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Re: Advert: "Who Can You Trust Not to Show You Their Penis?"

Postby Peacedog on Mon Dec 18, 2017 4:45 pm

I’ve had the odd woman over the years flash me with their vagina, so I’m not sure the issue is completely one sided.
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Re: Advert: "Who Can You Trust Not to Show You Their Penis?"

Postby Michael on Mon Dec 18, 2017 6:00 pm

That's the ridiculous part of her position, that it's completely one-sided and she, and others in govt, should be hired primarily because they're women, based on the presumption that women can't do these kinds of things at work. Simply not true.

I certainly wouldn't want a sexist, naive woman to be the Attorney General of my state, but maybe that's just her hook and she's really very astute.
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Re: Advert: "Who Can You Trust Not to Show You Their Penis?"

Postby Bill on Mon Dec 18, 2017 6:13 pm

Of course women are trustworthy. That's why there are 170 state women prisons, over 60 federal women's prisons and numerous county women's prisons.
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Re: Advert: "Who Can You Trust Not to Show You Their Penis?"

Postby windwalker on Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:05 pm

Maria Zhang was sued by a female subordinate who claimed she was forced to have sex with her to keep her job. Now the software giant is backing its manager in her case vs. her accuser.


While staying at the company apartment, Zhang began forcing her to perform “oral and digital sex” :o under threat of losing her job, Shi’s lawsuit says. According to the complaint filing in Santa Clara Superior Court, Shi says she was made “to work grueling hours and compose work emails over the weekend at the apartment, sometimes right after sex” under threats. Both Zhang and Shi’s lawyers declined to comment on the case because of the pending litigation.


https://www.thedailybeast.com/female-ya ... fires-back

not exactly a penis :P

In her counter-claim, Zhang says Shi was underperforming



Yep cant expect a woman to do a mans job ;)
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Postby windwalker on Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:18 pm

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Re: Advert: "Who Can You Trust Not to Show You Their Penis?"

Postby Ian C. Kuzushi on Tue Dec 19, 2017 4:25 am

Good job, guys! Doing God's work! ;D
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Re: Advert: "Who Can You Trust Not to Show You Their Penis?"

Postby Michael on Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:29 am

Speaking of God, Zardoz speaks!

"Gun is good. Penis is evil."



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