naughty funny story
Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 4:14 amso I was eating in a Shanghai pizza shop tonight and got to witness some true bad assery.
My friends and I were finishing up our meal and wanted to get the bill. Our friend who speaks the least Chinese went up but couldn't remember how to say "maidan" (bill), so he asked our other friend who is Canadian Chinese and pretty much has mastery over her mother language. she told him to say "wo yao pigu", which roughly translates as "I want butt". I didn't know that and when my friends were laughing I was just wtf? Our friend said it to the lady behind the counter and she said "ok, follow me" and walked out of the restaurant. He saw us laughing, stood flustered, said "meiyou meiyou" (sort of like "no, no" but not really correct), and left the restaurant in a very quick and very embarrassed way. So basically my friend hired a hooker in a pizza shop. Pretty bizarre and funny, but holy fuck, our one friend is quite evil!!!!
My friends and I were finishing up our meal and wanted to get the bill. Our friend who speaks the least Chinese went up but couldn't remember how to say "maidan" (bill), so he asked our other friend who is Canadian Chinese and pretty much has mastery over her mother language. she told him to say "wo yao pigu", which roughly translates as "I want butt". I didn't know that and when my friends were laughing I was just wtf? Our friend said it to the lady behind the counter and she said "ok, follow me" and walked out of the restaurant. He saw us laughing, stood flustered, said "meiyou meiyou" (sort of like "no, no" but not really correct), and left the restaurant in a very quick and very embarrassed way. So basically my friend hired a hooker in a pizza shop. Pretty bizarre and funny, but holy fuck, our one friend is quite evil!!!!
