Yip Man: The Movie

[meeks]

"Yip Woman - the Nekkid Lesbian Wrestler of the Pearl River Pirates."

ok - the pearl beads have disappeared again...Paris..do you know anything about this?
alright, alright...*reaches into crotch pulls out string of pearls...* *bloop-bloop-bloop*......party poopers...

[Bär]

Could Andy & Meeks please write & direct this movie?

[Andy_S]

Bar:

You nail down the finance and I am available to direct.

Meeksy, you good to go?

I am sure Paris would be delighted to play a kungfu puss pirate, so I foresee no problems with casting.

When do we start?

[bigphatwong]

If Paris Hilton is to have any part in this, it should be the mook jong.

[Dr.Rob]

http://www.zshare.net/video/53810926cb75591c

well I enjoyed that....

[Bill]

If they wanted to make money the should have cast Will Smith in the role of Yip.

[Darthwing Teorist]

I heard that it is the movie that has the best display of Wing Chun so far.

[sinkpoint]

saw it, it was actually pretty good. I thought they did a good depiction of Wing Chun, the plot and acting were pretty good too.

[meeks]

ar:

You nail down the finance and I am available to direct.

Meeksy, you good to go?

of course - and like any good movie it should start with a sex scene.

Paris, lying on her bunk in the lower decks of the ship, passionately slips a pistol (old fashioned gunpowder and ball style) in and out of her sopping wet hole. She hears footsteps approach her quarters and hurredly removes the pistol and pulls her britches up, as if nothing was amiss.
*knock at door* M'lady it's time for muster...general quarters have been called.
'be right there!' she sang, trying to hide the sound of breathlessness.

In muster, the captain walks back and forth "well ya sea dogs...someone's been at it again...using my pistol as a sex toy. Anyone know who the culprit is?"
a meddley of 'not me' was heard. when the response made their way down the line to Paris, she embarrassingly squeeked "not me!"
*pa-doing-doink....* the ball which had inadvertently packed itself into her vagina during sexplay now picked this moment to fall out and roll across the floor in front of the whole company of pirates....

"and I guess there's no use asking where the mid-ship portside cannon is..." said the Captain.

*sigh*...no...it's under my bed...I'll get return it after breakfast...

[Michael]

Meeks, it's a martial arts action film...with Paris Hilton, not your personal fettish flick. LOL!