You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.
Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars.
Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.
Attention shoppers! Outside today, we have a cripple fight. Cripple fight, outside!
I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
Im not fat..i just got a sweet hockey body
I keep tellin them im big boned,hell yeah i want fudge doddles
Im so beef cake i cant fit threw the door
This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the dicks first.
Naw dude, Independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They’re always about gay cowboys eating pudding.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but I’m Jesus.
I’m not fat, I just haven’t grown into my body yet you skinny bitch.
Kyle, I swear to God, if I didn't have a guy's hand up my butt right now, I would leap across the room and kick you in the nuts.
Eric Cartman