favorite quotes

[mixjourneyman]

post em!


"there is a crack in everything, that is how the light gets in"- Leonard Cohen

"the light has a shadow, that is called a shadow, but the shadow has a shadow, that is called the light"-Tom Waits

"Americans recognize the bondage between mother and child"- Dan Quale

"I never said most of the things I said"-Yogi Berra

[shawnsegler]

"My balls on your chin!" - Shawn Segler


S- Werdz R fun!!!!!!!!!!

[mixjourneyman]

"fungina!"
"lady garden!"
"joygasm!"
-terms coined by my friend Ninni

[Pandrews1982]

"Words, words, words! They shut one off from the universe. Three quarters of the time one's never in contact with things, only with the beastly words that stand for them." - Aldous Huxley

"We work in the dark --
we do what we can --
we give what we have.
Our doubt is our passion and our passion is our task.
The rest is the madness of art" - Henry James

[mixjourneyman]

"my fear is my only courage"-Bob Marley.

"emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds"-Bob Marley

[Darth Rock&Roll]

"A man's true wealth here after is the good he does in this world to his fellow man." ~Muhammad

"Even as the fingers of the two hands are equal, so are human beings equal to one another. No one has any right, nor any preference to claim over another." ~Muhammad

"He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. " ~Leonardo

"I have been impressed with the urgency of doing. Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Being willing is not enough; we must do. " ~Leonardo

"That which we are taught, we learn by doing" ~Aristotle

"To have control over your enemy is strength, to have control over yourself is power" ~ Sun Tzu

[cloudz]

You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.


Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars.


Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.


Attention shoppers! Outside today, we have a cripple fight. Cripple fight, outside!


I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!


Im not fat..i just got a sweet hockey body


I keep tellin them im big boned,hell yeah i want fudge doddles


Im so beef cake i cant fit threw the door


This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the dicks first.


Naw dude, Independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They’re always about gay cowboys eating pudding.


Sticks and stones may break my bones but I’m Jesus.


I’m not fat, I just haven’t grown into my body yet you skinny bitch.


Kyle, I swear to God, if I didn't have a guy's hand up my butt right now, I would leap across the room and kick you in the nuts.


Eric Cartman

[yusuf]

'I thought i knew it all'

graffiti in london

[fuga]

“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.”
-Theodore Roosevelt

“Never give in, never give in, never; never; never; never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense”
-Winston Churchill

“Eighty percent of success is showing up.”
-Woody Allen

[Muad'dib]

In theory there is no difference between practice and theory. In practice there is.

I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.

[fuga]

Chaos was the law of nature; order, the dream of man.
-Henry Adams

[Wuyizidi]

Everyone wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

[Bill]

Son, we'd like to keep you around this season but we're going to try and win a pennant.
Casey Stengel

[gretel]

Your feet are going to be on the ground;

Your head is there to move you around. REM

gretel

[Andy_S]

"The face that launched a thousand dredgers."
- Anonymous Tory MP on Glenda Jackson