When I was a kid in the old schoolyard, when someone was annoying to the point of getting the bejeebers beaten out of him, we'd say he was:
- Cruisin' for a bruisin'
- Bleatin' for a beatin'
- Grubbin' for a drubbin'
- Cryin' for a fryin'
- Prayin' for a flayin'
- Callin' for a maulin'
Yours?