A toast to the ladies in our lives!

[yusuf]

You know it's the right one when she says 'have you had time to train today?"

You're a lucky man, Yusuf!

See, I would say that too, but experience tells me if you're woman asks you if you had time to train today, what she really means is she is looking to see if you are going to choose training over what she would like you to do. If she then says "yes, I want you to take time to train", then she DEFINITELY is testing you.

lol.. alas we are simple folk and don't do reverse psychology... if she thinks i should spend time with her she'll say it...

[Andy_S]

RE: Gay
God, life would be a lot simpler if I were.

Think about it:
No more moodiness
No more "time of the months"
No more, "Not tonight dear, I am (insert mulitple excuses here)'
No more, "What is wrong with you? You just don't understand women and we have been married 15 years and....etc, etc!"
No more, "No of course you can't watch Discovery, this is my favorite soap opera!"
Women find you "unthreatening" so all want to be your soul mate and consult you on their fashion choices
And anytime you fancy a shag - you just nip down to the nearest public toilet.

Moreover, you get to wear leather trous, tight wife beaters and Gladiator bracelets and...

...damn I had better stop here, I am going to convince myself.

Why...hellloooo Sailor!

[Ian]

women - nice but not necessary.

tbh I fap to this:

[Chris Fleming]