Burglary+computer peripheral+rectum

[.Q.]

http://gizmodo.com/5687075/what-kind-of ... up-his-ass

WTF?

[Dmitri]

Nothing strange about it... I go through that exact same routine every other Tuesday. You should try it -- it's invigorating!

[Darth Rock&Roll]

I swear, there are a great deal of people out there who are not in possession of a human soul. Just empty husks walking around consuming and shoving things in their asses.



lol

[Darthwing Teorist]

It wasn't a mouse. According the the police reports it was "X-Rays shown part of the mouse was lodged in the male suspects rectum." The guy was all about recursivity.

Or should I say, rectum-sivity.