Amazon reviews of Battle Tank

[GrahamB]

Simply awesome. Read the user reviews at the bottom.

http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk ... 236&sr=8-1

[everything]

Check out the Playmobil Security Checkpoint reviews, frakkin hilarious (and dismaying):

http://www.amazon.com/Playmobil-3172-Se ... roduct_top

[Teazer]

<<WARNING: DOES NOT DEFEND AGAINST IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS
I bought myself a JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser with the hopes of setting up a small droid selling business to moisture farmers in the desert. I didn't have the funds to buy a full Land Crawler, but the Badonkadonk provided enough cargo space to get myself up and running.

Shortly after selling a flamboyant British robot and a end table on wheels to an old man and his nephew, I found myself under assault from the Galactic Empire (posing as Sandpeople).

My crew is dead, the Badonkadonk totaled, and my droids stolen and sold off for parts. I have nothing; I am ruined. If you're going to sell droids, don't cut corners, get something with guns.

My only hope is an old wizard in the desert.>>

[.Q.]

Check out the Playmobil Security Checkpoint reviews, frakkin hilarious (and dismaying):

http://www.amazon.com/Playmobil-3172-Se ... roduct_top

Following the Playmobil, came upon this:

http://www.amazon.com/Kids-Pimp-Suit-Co ... B000QDTSSG

[Darthwing Teorist]

WTF? That's hilarious. Amazon reviews are becoming the new source of funnay.