by Andy_S on Sun Dec 19, 2010 5:56 am
New US defense policy under consideration includes:
(1) Immediate destruction of all USMC dress blues, to be replaced with dress baby-blues and pinks and the Marine Corps Hymn to be replaced with "YMCA";
(2) US Army Kevlar body armour to be phased out and replaced with studded leather gladiator armour;
(3) "Magnum, PI," 'taches to be forthwith cultivated among all (male) ranks;
(4) Advertising of this new policy in Pushtun to raise the morale among our hairy Afghan allies, who all love the brown cake; and
(5) Free screening of Andy_S' all time favorite film, "Lesbian Lavatory Lust" to all female recruits.
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