Top 10 reasons kung fu is not in the UFC

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Top 10 reasons kung fu is not in the UFC

Postby neijia_boxer on Mon Jun 10, 2013 8:38 am

Top 10 reason why kung fu is to deadly for UFC

10. Monkey grabs the grapes (testicles) is illegal.
9. Snake hand eye gouges are illegal.
8. Leopard punch to throat is illegal.
7. tiger scratch to face is illegal.
6. 13 Tai chi techniques are all bone breaking moves ;)
5. Every move in kung fu is straight up used for maiming.
4. spear hand can go through chest cavity.
3. Qi strikes will damage internal organs.
2. 1 touch knock outs and 1 inch punches.
1. Dim mak touch of death.
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