I know why the economy's turning to shit...

[Ian]

The LGHFC.

Just put two and two together. The LGHFC was on for nine days (before it shot about a tonne of liquid helium all over itself, thus buying us mere mortals a bit more time on God's green earth) - more than enough time to crash those puny stock markets.

My gut tells me the LGHFC will be summoning things next.



...or something less benign?

At any rate I don't want to be eaten last.

[mixjourneyman]

Its a giant vagina with tentacles from beyond space and time.
That or the reptilians.....


Fucking reptilians, where did I put my pot pipe?

[I-mon]

well i think it would be a shame if the RFLMFGHFC was left to rot due to the current financial difficulties. must keep the third world enslaved to fuel the LHC! WE NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SHOOT REALLY SMALL THINGS AT EACH OTHER REALLY FAST! why the fuck not.



when you think about it, the LHC is hard to beat when it comes to cool, mysterious artifacts to leave behind for future post-apocalyptic generations to scratch their heads over, if they happen to find them thousands of years later.

But seriously, Ian, you do know that the world is going to end on approximately december 21, 2012, right?

[mixjourneyman]

well i think it would be a shame if the RFLMFGHFC was left to rot due to the current financial difficulties. must keep the third world enslaved to fuel the LHC! WE NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SHOOT REALLY SMALL THINGS AT EACH OTHER REALLY FAST! why the fuck not.



when you think about it, the LHC is hard to beat when it comes to cool, mysterious artifacts to leave behind for future post-apocalyptic generations to scratch their heads over, if they happen to find them thousands of years later.

But seriously, Ian, you do know that the world is going to end on approximately december 21, 2012, right?

lol, not the end, but the end of the beginning.....

It would be really clazy if that neutron machine caused a black hole that ate the earth.
I bet its farts really stink.

[Michael]

Curse you all for using acronyms!

[shawnsegler]

You know what a TLA is?

S

[Steve James]

2012?? Somebody got a guarantee for the rest of today?

[chud]

Looks like spaghetti and meatballs, with eyes.

[mixjourneyman]

Looks like spaghetti and meatballs, with eyes.

I believe its the flying spaghetti monster.
There is some sort of cult based around him.

[C-Hopkins]

And where praytell did you get a portrait of Chtulu's Balls?

[Orpheus]

Looks like spaghetti and meatballs, with eyes.

I believe its the flying spaghetti monster.
There is some sort of cult based around him.

May you all be touched by his noodly appendage.

[mixjourneyman]

Looks like spaghetti and meatballs, with eyes.

I believe its the flying spaghetti monster.
There is some sort of cult based around him.

May you all be touched by his noodly appendage.

My sister started a cult called "sectarian lunch supremacy". The idea of the cult is gotten from Douglas Adams, who wrote in one of the Hitchiker's guide books about Priests who valued lunch not only as temporal middle of the day, but also as the spiritual middle. So her entire religion is about having really long lunch breaks and eating good food during those breaks.
I dig that very much.

[qiphlow]

these certainly are some surreal fucking times we're livin' in, eh?