Best 30 Rock Moments?

[Ian]

Also the episode with Tracy's porn videogame where they spoof Amadeus.

Discuss.

[David Boxen]

Absolutely tremendous!

[Darth Rock&Roll]

lol, baldwin fuckin rocks that role.

[Ian]

C.C.: I'm working out of the Clinton offices for a few weeks. I'm helping Hillary retool her Universal Health care platform.
Jack: God, I want to kiss you on the mouth to stop you from saying such ridiculous things.

Tracy: I don't want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! I'm just kidding, I know he doesn't care what humans do.

Kenneth: Oh no Sir, I don't vote Republican or Democrat. Choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord's name.
Jack: That's Republican. We count those.

[Darth Rock&Roll]

I laughed my ass off when Tina Fey and her boyfriend were walking down the street and shes starts singing and then some bum spits in her mouth as she opens it to sing. Holycrap! that was funny.

[zenshiite]

I love the Conan O'brien episode with Tracy going insane. "I am a stabbing robot, I am going to stab you." And later when he's huddled in the corner growling like Chewbacca. There's no one on that cast that sucks.

[Ian]

I love the Conan O'brien episode with Tracy going insane. "I am a stabbing robot, I am going to stab you." And later when he's huddled in the corner growling like Chewbacca. There's no one on that cast that sucks.

I love this scene from the same episode:



Tracy: Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets. That's a metaphor!

Tracy: So, how you doing over there, Theo Huxtable.
Toofer: I'm doing good.
Tracy: Nah-uh. Superman does good; you're doing well. You need to study your grammar, son.

Tracy: This is untoward! This is not toward!

One of my favorite scenes ever:

Frank: A porn videogame? It can't be done. Look, Tracy, history's greatest perverts have tried - Walt Disney, Larry Flynt, the Japanese... but they can't do it because of the uncanny valley. Let me show you something. Check out this chart. You see, as artificial representations of humans become more an more realistic, they reach a point where they stop being endearing and become creepy.
Tracy: Tell it to me in Star Wars.
Frank: All right, we like R2-D2 and C-3PO.
Tracy: They're nice.
Frank: And up here, we have a real person, like Han Solo.
Tracy: He acts like he doesn't care, but he does.
Frank: But down here, we have a CGI stormtrooper, or Tom Hanks in The Polar Express.
Tracy: I'm scared! Get me out of there!

Tracy: My genius will not be denied. I'm like Mozart. You're like that guy that was always jealous of Mozart.
Frank: Salieri?
Tracy: No, thank you. I already ate.

[kreese]

Tracy: I'm whipped! Angie got me up at 7:30 today. Did you know in the morning they have food, TV, almost everything? It's pretty good.