by Andy_S on Wed Mar 12, 2014 6:31 pm
I am with Dsprido: Dr. JAJ has apparently transitioned from whacko hippy with bad hair and bad 'tache to badass.
But as for Taoist black magic and shamanism...
I have interviewed a few shamans ("mudangs") here in Korea. They strike me as a dodgy bunch on all counts:
Questionable talents (for reasons I won't go into, I once visited a shaman for advice. She essentially told me what was going to happen next. She got everything wrong.)
Questionable services (telling fortunes, rescuing spirits from "hell," marrying virgin ghosts to other virgin ghosts so they don't haunt the living with erotic dreams and force them into frantic wanking sessions, etc, etc)
Questionable billing practices (I witnessed a good luck ritual where the mark - er, client - supplied, quite literally, stacks of hard cash)
Sure, they all speak in tongues, but I have yet to meet one who can speak a real foreign language (whether learned spontaneously or otherwise - and that includes the famous shaman who claimed to be possessed by the spirit of Gen. Douglas MacArthur: Alas, while she smoked a corn cob pipe, she spoke nary a word of English.)
The one thing that does seem interesting is that they all have rather loose grips on sanity. I interviewed the husband of one shaman; He said she was very hard to live with. I said to him, "Welcome to married life, mate," but when he went into details, I felt he had a point.
I should add though, that here in Korea, Dr. JAJ would be out on his arse. You don't "learn" this stuff or "join the sect of a bearded American wizard: You essentially start suffering from shaman sickness (a mental condition for which there is no medical cure) and your only way out is to be taken under the wing of another shaman. The senior shaman then inducts you into the mysteries.
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