define qiplowing

[mixjourneyman]

Here is the contest, best definition of qiplow gets the reverence and respect of most of the old timers of the board.

My definition of qiplowing is some sort of semi erotic farming practice that has roots in ancient neigong methods.
It involves glowing balls of qi that you can find your way home by watching on a foggy night.

[Darthwing Teorist]

Qiplowing is Mix dreaming about Felipe.

[GrahamB]

Qiplowing is Mix dreaming about Felipe.

...and the win goes to Darthwing Teorist!

[mixjourneyman]

Qiplowing is Mix dreaming about Felipe.

Not bad.....

[qiphlow]

i feel violated.

[GrahamB]

you've been qiplowed!

[Darthwing Teorist]

Lol!

[nianfong]

qiplowing is what happens after mix brushes his hair out of his face and locks eyes with a man of his choosing. his qi fallows are then plowed and overturned until his qi becomes fertile and well aerated again. It is preparation for qi-seeding.

-Fong

[mixjourneyman]

qiplowing is what happens after mix brushes his hair out of his face and locks eyes with a man of his choosing. his qi fallows are then plowed and overturned until his qi becomes fertile and well aerated again. It is preparation for qi-seeding.

-Fong

that is more than a little disturbing.
I do not have qi fallows.
Please refer to them as pockets please.

[nianfong]

i feel violated.

to any of us, qiplowing would be a violation. to mix, it is his renewal and rebirth.

[shawnsegler]

Qiplowing is a generous dollop of genetic material which is sent through the Large Hadron Accelerator of Love...a cosmic money shot in the collective eyes of all in the universe who are both degraded and compliant.

example: Kirk to green alien girl: "Quiet or Papa Qiplow."

[Darth Rock&Roll]

It's when you're balls deep in and you blow.