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define qiplowing
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Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:16 pmby mixjourneyman
Here is the contest, best definition of qiplow gets the reverence and respect of most of the old timers of the board.
My definition of qiplowing is some sort of semi erotic farming practice that has roots in ancient neigong methods.
It involves glowing balls of qi that you can find your way home by watching on a foggy night.
Re: define qiplowing
Posted:
Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:40 pmby Darthwing Teorist
Qiplowing is Mix dreaming about Felipe.
Re: define qiplowing
Posted:
Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:00 pmby GrahamB
Darthwing Teorist wrote:Qiplowing is Mix dreaming about Felipe.
...and the win goes to Darthwing Teorist!
Re: define qiplowing
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Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:26 pmby mixjourneyman
Darthwing Teorist wrote:Qiplowing is Mix dreaming about Felipe.
Not bad.....
Re: define qiplowing
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Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:41 pmby qiphlow
i feel violated.
Re: define qiplowing
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Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:42 pmby GrahamB
you've been qiplowed!
Re: define qiplowing
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Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:43 pmby Darthwing Teorist
Lol!
Re: define qiplowing
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Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:50 pmby nianfong
qiplowing is what happens after mix brushes his hair out of his face and locks eyes with a man of his choosing. his qi fallows are then plowed and overturned until his qi becomes fertile and well aerated again. It is preparation for qi-seeding.
-Fong
Re: define qiplowing
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Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:55 pmby mixjourneyman
nianfong wrote:qiplowing is what happens after mix brushes his hair out of his face and locks eyes with a man of his choosing. his qi fallows are then plowed and overturned until his qi becomes fertile and well aerated again. It is preparation for qi-seeding.
-Fong
that is more than a little disturbing.
I do not have qi fallows.
Please refer to them as pockets please.
Re: define qiplowing
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Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:59 pmby nianfong
qiphlow wrote:i feel violated.
to any of us, qiplowing would be a violation. to mix, it is his renewal and rebirth.
Re: define qiplowing
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Wed Oct 22, 2008 3:04 pmby shawnsegler
Qiplowing is a generous dollop of genetic material which is sent through the Large Hadron Accelerator of Love...a cosmic money shot in the collective eyes of all in the universe who are both degraded and compliant.
example: Kirk to green alien girl: "Quiet or Papa Qiplow."
Re: define qiplowing
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Wed Oct 22, 2008 3:16 pmby Darth Rock&Roll
It's when you're balls deep in and you blow.