My dad is dangerous to eat with

[mixjourneyman]

So me and my old man went out for sushi tonight.
It was an otherwise uneventful night except that he told the waitress that she was an angel and then later that she was a goddess.
Now to his credit he backed that up with "anyone who brings me food is a goddess", but still, it was dashed awkward.
Oh well.... Thats just how it goes I guess.

[shawnsegler]

And you got borned how?

S- curious

[nianfong]

your dad shoulda said "I'm sorry your goddessness, but my son asked me to tell you those things" and then got you her number

[mixjourneyman]

your dad shoulda said "I'm sorry your goddessness, but my son asked me to tell you those things" and then got you her number

That would have been amazing.
The girl was not un-cute.

[mixjourneyman]

And you got borned how?

S- curious

I actually hatched from a dragon's egg.
True story.

[nianfong]

I hatched from a rock.

[nianfong]

mix, you're clearly shy. you could have easily taken the reins from your dad and hit on her. throw away your shame and go for it man!

[mixjourneyman]

mix, you're clearly shy. you could have easily taken the reins from your dad and hit on her. throw away your shame and go for it man!

Last time I listened to you guys about hitting on sushi girls I ended up being exiled from my favourite restaurant.
Now that a new sushi place has opened up here, I refuse to hit on anymore sushi girls.....
Girls come and go, sushi will always be delicious

[nianfong]

hahahahahaa. it's all about your game man. you gotta hit on them without being in danger of exile...hahaha.

[mixjourneyman]

hahahahahaa. it's all about your game man. you gotta hit on them without being in danger of exile...hahaha.

It is certainly hard ground to negotiate.
I'm just hitting on girls at school these days.
Its nice, I just get to act like a dork and have lots of cute women around, without actually having to do anything serious.

[gretel]

i just don't understand why mix doesn't think what his dad does is totally cool.

you go dad.

grete;

[Felipe Bidó]

I hatched from a rock.

I hatched from a bottle of rum. All is good

[mixjourneyman]

i just don't understand why mix doesn't think what his dad does is totally cool.

you go dad.

grete;

I think my dad is a great guy, its just embarrassing because he is so blatant and the poor girls never know how to handle it.
Though the girl last night had a sense of humor. She said "Oh good, you make me happy for the whole weekend" or something like that lol.

[Darth Rock&Roll]

Mix doesn't eat sushi.
I know this for a fact!

[mixjourneyman]

Mix doesn't eat sushi.
I know this for a fact!

Lol, Maki, I know there is a difference, but sushi is just a catch all term.
Plus my dad was eating sushi.
lol