My dad is dangerous to eat with

[Michael]

Let us know in five months if your dad finally gets her number.

Oh god, that never stops being funny.

[mixjourneyman]

Let us know in five months if your dad finally gets her number.

Oh god, that never stops being funny.

rofl....

He is happily married to my mother, so I think thats out.

[Darthwing Teorist]

i just don't understand why mix doesn't think what his dad does is totally cool.

you go dad.

grete;

I think my dad is a great guy, its just embarrassing because he is so blatant and the poor girls never know how to handle it.
Though the girl last night had a sense of humor. She said "Oh good, you make me happy for the whole weekend" or something like that lol.

He's just trying to ensure the continuation of the family line.

[mixjourneyman]

i just don't understand why mix doesn't think what his dad does is totally cool.

you go dad.

grete;

I think my dad is a great guy, its just embarrassing because he is so blatant and the poor girls never know how to handle it.
Though the girl last night had a sense of humor. She said "Oh good, you make me happy for the whole weekend" or something like that lol.

He's just trying to ensure the continuation of the family line.

Yeah, I suppose I should have children. You know... For the good of the world....

[qiphlow]

but mix, you don't have the lady parts to have children...
..or do you???

/insert ominous music here/

[mixjourneyman]

but mix, you don't have the lady parts to have children...
..or do you???

/insert ominous music here/

Allow me to rephrase: I suppose I should meet a nice Japanese girl and get her pregnant, thus ensuring my family line. Mud coloured children are best.

[qiphlow]

my daughter is 1/2 filipino, 1/2 whitey. she's effin' gorgeous, too.
you go find yourself that japanese girl, mixy.

[mixjourneyman]

my daughter is 1/2 filipino, 1/2 whitey. she's effin' gorgeous, too.
you go find yourself that japanese girl, mixy.

lol, will do.


I may have to find a super anorexic one though . Either that or make the kid do xingyi from a really young age
I have nice facial features, but the kid needs to be balanced.

[GrahamB]

I hatched from a rock.

Fong, you are Mithras!

[GrahamB]

"my dad is dangerous to eat with" - have you tried using a fork instead?

BOOM! BOOM!

[mixjourneyman]

"my dad is dangerous to eat with" - have you tried using a fork instead?

BOOM! BOOM!

Oooh, not bad.

[TaoJoannes]

mix, you're clearly shy. you could have easily taken the reins from your dad and hit on her. throw away your shame and go for it man!

Mix: "Pay no mind. He farts like clown number one. Do you want to see my Wood? How YOU doin?"

[mixjourneyman]

mix, you're clearly shy. you could have easily taken the reins from your dad and hit on her. throw away your shame and go for it man!

Mix: "Pay no mind. He farts like clown number one. Do you want to see my Wood? How YOU doin?"

Tao: I saw that you had posted in this thread and I was totally like "awww fuck, I hope he doesn't go there" and you totally didn't.
thank you sir. I am not scarred for life.



Fart like clown number 1: Its still fresh and will never get old