Zombie proof homes

[Mr_Wood]

Ok seems its quite a fun topic of conversation so firstly the cabin which was deemed insufficient due to it being built from timber

http://www.tigerlogcabins.com/product/z ... bin-zfc-1/

so next we have

http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post ... of-house/2


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajWCXdRwhDA

[Steve James]

It's already been said. The most dangerous things in the zombie apocalypse are the people. Anybody watching Walking Dead or Z Nation . If people could work together, the zombies wouldn't stand a chance.

But, fwiw, I wouldn't want any windows in my zombie pad. There'd have to be a moat, a wall, and a tunnel. No one could survive a zombie siege --cause zombies don't get tired and have nowhere to go

Actually, I think that it would only make sense to go on the attack and killing off all the zombies. Then worry about the people who are left.

[Michael]

So Steve, where's your zombie 'pocalypse time share?

[Steve James]

Zombie time shares are actually a great idea! Whoever gets there first after the apocalypse begins has dibs.

[Michael]

If you get one and can let a brother do some couch surfing, I got mad survival skillz

[Mr_Wood]

yeah right, and turn up to find it was never even built

I think an underground bunker would be perfect. Kitted out with all the essentials survival gym, shooting range, library, bar, tech room, garden etc.. No doors and windows is good idea, just a few tunnels with concealed entrances.

Then invest some time into building an iron man like outfit to go on zombie killing spree's

[Dmitri]

My plan is to develop the ability to consume (and eventually, a taste for) human brains, and join the zombies instead of trying to fight them.

I think JW got it right. I should probably start learning SC.

[Mr_Wood]

An interesting approach to take there Dmitri but I fear you will be putting yourself through many hours of tortuous flesh / brain eating agony to develop this ability. I would like to recommend an alternative if that's ok with you ? Ever heard of 'Eau De Death' ?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/scien ... 17228.html

[Steve James]

Well, if you're going to eat man, have a good recipe. Hey, but it probably won''t taste like chicken More like pork, or so I've heard.

[Mr_Wood]

I dont think zombies are really known for their culinary prowess Steve, think they prefer an 'eat as you go' approach. Can't see them getting very far in Masterchef

[Dmitri]

Eau De Death FTW!

Well if we're talking actual practical survival against a (totally plausible, according to some) zombie apocalypse, then one's best home would probably be a sturdy bike with airless tires and a sleeping bag. With zombies, my grandma's mantra "movement is life" would have a particularly direct meaning. Like Steve said, there's no out-siege-ing those bastards...

[Mr_Wood]

and so I bring to you the Motoped Survival (zombie apocalypse) Black Ops bike

http://geekologie.com/2014/08/zombie-ap ... ikemot.php

[Dmitri]

OMG that thing is real!
http://www.motoped-choose-your-adventure.com/blackops/

[Steve James]

Darryl's wet dream

"A Bumper Sticker That Says 'If You Can Read This You're About To Be Crossbowed"

Oops, rewrite:
"A Bumper Sticker That Says 'If You CAN'T Read This You're Going To Be Crossbowed'

[Dmitri]

Reminded me of: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tachanka
It worked rather well, or so I've heard.