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Re: Zombie proof homes

PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 3:38 pm
by Michael
Key & Peele: Suburban Zombies



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xyhVO-SWfM

Re: Zombie proof homes

PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 3:57 pm
by Mr_Wood
lol

here's a non racist zombie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4awVqRr1eCo


Re: Zombie proof homes

PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 3:57 pm
by Steve James
Go old skool :)
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Re: Zombie proof homes

PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 4:03 pm
by Steve James
Mr_Wood wrote:lol

here's a non racist zombie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4awVqRr1eCo



And it seems like a brilliant way to scare off threatening types. Just cock your head, roll your eyes, then start zombying out :)

Re: Zombie proof homes

PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 4:08 pm
by Mr_Wood
yeah the spaz out method of SD but did you see what happened right at the end ?

Re: Zombie proof homes

PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 4:11 pm
by Steve James
Mr_Wood wrote:yeah the spaz out method of SD but did you see what happened right at the end ?


Ah well, the best laid plans ...

Re: Zombie proof homes

PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 4:14 pm
by Mr_Wood
although 9/10 success rate isn't a bad ratio for a SD technique that doesn't involve contact and can be learnt in under a minute

Re: Zombie proof homes

PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 4:52 pm
by vehu
permacultural fortification; lithospheric colonization...
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Re: Zombie proof homes

PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 9:21 pm
by D_Glenn
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Re: Zombie proof homes

PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 6:10 pm
by Andy_S
D-Glenn's idea is sound.

If you were lucky, you might get a group of lycra-clad zombie aerobic chix bouncing merrily in front of your windows all day.

Given the many horrific sights of the zapocalypse, I think that would be about the best prospect a chap could realistically expect.

Re: Zombie proof homes

PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 7:24 pm
by Steve James
Meh, ever seen "World War Z" :)
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Re: Zombie proof homes

PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 9:37 pm
by Andy_S
Steve:

Yes, have seen WWZ. But what is your point?

If humanity had defended itself with running machines instead of gats, humans and zombies could have happily coexisted ad infinitum - ie a wave of charging (or shambling) zombies all hit the line running machines - and trundle endlessly along, ad infinitum. (Hell, wire the machines to the grid and you have endless clean energy.)

Yes, there may be a pile up, here and there, and a few overly keen (or fit) undead may tumble over the top of the machines. OK, OK. So: You have a couple of handy chaps with axes or cricket bats standing by to deal with that (not particularly critical) eventuality.

Seriously, I think D-Glenn has obviated the zombie menace for the foreseeable future.

Now: How do we defend ourselves against wolfmen?

This, I posit, is a far more serious menace, as factories can churn out endless running machines, but the world has only a limited supply of silver.

Re: Zombie proof homes

PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 2:53 am
by Mr_Wood
Now: How do we defend ourselves against wolfmen?


Destroy the moon

or maybe one of these would work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw0pXBLjGnM