People Have No Sense Of Humour Anymore

[Andy_S]

Jimmy Carr got into trouble at some no-name award show for telling an Oscar Pistorious joke. Oh dear! What to do? Apparently third-rate celebs have lost their sense of humour.

I thought this was hysterical.

https://uk.celebrity.yahoo.com/gossip/o ... 46273.html

[Azer]

Maybe they just didn't get the joke, they were stumped by it... I'll get me coat

[wiesiek]

empty the clip in your own bathroom door is funny, if nobody was hurt in the process...
really fumy is the explanation ,
What is the 1st thing South African bandits do when breakin`n into someone house?
- shower, of course.
always clean BEFORE the job!
and
we have the joke

[Steve Rowe]

Pistorious thought that it couldn't get any worse when he got to prison and then they allocated him the top bunk...

[Ian]

Nothing more boring than the righteous indignation of celebrities.

[Doc Stier]

Poor Oscar. What a dumbass!

[Andy_S]

"Poor Oscar."

Eh?

[D_Glenn]

Poor Oscar.

Eh?

In Texas it's standard operating procedure to fire your pistol through a closed door. It's 50/50 chance of taking out a criminal that then saves the Texan taxpayers money on their expensive death penalty executions. Wives are unfortunate collateral damage.

Thanks to Oscar this procedure of, firing your pistol through a closed door, is now just called a "Pistorious".

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[Andy_S]

Arf, arf!

[Steve James]

What do you call a man who shoots through a closed door? A man who shoots first and asks questions later. Stupid.

[Dmitri]

What do you call a man who shoots through a closed door? A man who shoots first and asks questions later. Stupid.

Yeah, lack of education can be deadly... (*unless it was a premeditated thing -- haven't really followed the trial...)

1. All guns are always loaded.
2. Never let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy.
3. Keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are on the target.
4. Be sure of your target and what is beyond it.

[Steve James]

Yeah, it should be simple. Afa the case, I can't see getting up without my legs, taking my piece, leaving my gf in the room, and going out to find out if someone has broken in. I have no clue what was on his mind, but I'd say that strategy needed thought. That's especially true if I was terrified.

[wiesiek]

Poor Oscar.

Eh?

In Texas it's standard operating procedure to fire your pistol through a closed door. It's 50/50 chance of taking out a criminal that then saves the Texan taxpayers money on their expensive death penalty executions. Wives are unfortunate collateral damage.

Thanks to Oscar this procedure of, firing your pistol through a closed door, is now just called a "Pistorious".

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