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Re: oh beyonce

Postby dragontigerpalm on Wed Oct 29, 2008 6:01 am

No Contest - Sophia wins.
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Re: oh beyonce

Postby C-Hopkins on Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:21 am

Ian wrote:
Bär wrote:No one said anything about spending any talk-time with them.


beyonce is where my boners go to die. I can't stand that woman. even if by some miraculous misfortune I 'got' her, I'd still have no use for her. I'd be cooking without a fire, so to speak. 404 error. The boner you requested was not found.

she's too crowded. she dances, her face moves... it's like 60 people trying to get out at once. try too hard to be sexy and you end up looking mental.

how not to do it:


how to do it:


mmm sofia...

Ewww... These chicks have no ass.

Fuck that shit, Sophia's cute, but Beyonce's bad as fuck.

you toss her, I'll keep her.
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Re: oh beyonce

Postby Darth Rock&Roll on Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:40 am

wait a second, two chicks talking and fully clothed is supposed to arouse me how?
I'm sorry, but that was about as anti-hardon as the Oprah and the amputees episode.
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Re: oh beyonce

Postby nianfong on Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:44 am

ok i'm bringing this thread back on topic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aLFmVwbxro
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Re: oh beyonce

Postby C-Hopkins on Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:20 pm

Ahh, ass.


That video's like an assathon.
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Re: oh beyonce

Postby zenshiite on Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:31 pm

I believe she goes by "Sasha Fierce" now.
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Re: oh beyonce

Postby TaoJoannes on Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:40 pm

What gets me with her is how she expresses the same degree of emphasis (if not more so) with so much more subtle movements than her backup dancers.
oh qué una tela enredada que tejemos cuando primero practicamos para engañar
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Re: oh beyonce

Postby nianfong on Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:46 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9IotSji ... re=channel
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Re: oh beyonce

Postby nianfong on Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:50 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UijzEZ-qZwk
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