by Andy_S on Wed Dec 17, 2014 2:56 am
The ultimate one liner?
Eastern Europe during the Mongolian invasion. A swaggering Mongolian warrior, wiping hot blood from his scimitar blade, confronts a sniveling local peasant.
"Listen in, ye pathetic dog! My horde of unstoppable warriors have swept in from the steppes! We have killed your king, slaughtered your nobility, annihilated your armies, turned your fortresses to ashes and overrun your kingdom. Say now: Will ye now bow to my every wish?"
Peasant says not a word, but for 10 years, does every damned thing the scimitar wielder orders. The scimitar wielder, in turn, enjoys years of easy living.
A decade hence, he keels over from a heart attack.
Standing at his graveside, the peasant spits down and replies:
"No!"
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Pies scoffed. Ales quaffed. Beds shat. Oiks irked. Chavs chinned. Thugs thumped. Sacks split. Arses goosed. Udders ogled. Canines consumed. Sheep shagged.Matrons outraged. Vicars enlightened. PM for rates.