by Andy_S on Thu Dec 18, 2014 11:01 pm
Bad news:
It's real. It's out there. And it's hungry...
Cue muzak: Dum-dum-dum-dum-DUM-dum-dum-dumdumdum....
Good news:
You are unlikely to encounter this wee fishy unless you are deep-diving in a bathysphere at the bottom of the Mariana Trench...
Cue muzak: Tra-la-la-la! Tra-la-la-le-oh!
Services available:
Pies scoffed. Ales quaffed. Beds shat. Oiks irked. Chavs chinned. Thugs thumped. Sacks split. Arses goosed. Udders ogled. Canines consumed. Sheep shagged.Matrons outraged. Vicars enlightened. PM for rates.