Michelle Obama doesn't give a f***!

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Michelle Obama doesn't give a f***!

Postby grzegorz on Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:47 pm

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On Tuesday, President Obama and the First Lady attended the funeral of Saudi Arabia’s King Abdullah, a renowned misogynistic tyrant who oversaw some of the harshest and most oppressive conditions endured by women anywhere in the world. These conditions included and still include bans on voting and driving. When going out in public, women must be accompanied by a male relative and are expected to cover their heads and faces because modesty or whatever.

According to some very upset people in Saudi Arabia and elsewhere, Michelle Obama was supposed to cover her head while visiting the country. To vent their outrage, they took to Saudi Twitter and used hashtags that translate to #Michelle_Obama_Immodest and #Michelle_Obama_Not_Veiled. (Apparently, Saudi Twitter is just as capable of fruitless outrage as U.S. Twitter is.)

Well, Michelle Obama gave zero, and let’s count ‘em — zero, zero, zero — fucks about what the Saudis wanted her to wear on her head. Not only that, but at the funeral the First Lady wore a blue blouse and a festive-looking blue-sweater jacket of sorts that could double as a spring getup for a leisurely stroll through the National Arboretum before a boozy brunch. While her husband is obliged to say nice things about Abdullah because of geopolitics, Michelle is under no such obligation. Hence, the giving of zero fucks.

According to one report, Saudi state television blurred out Michelle as a camera showed the First Couple approaching Saudi Arabia’s new sexist-ass king, Salman, who acted as if she wasn’t there. And according to this video, she wasn’t. But the information director at the Saudi embassy in Washington, as well as CNN’s Nic Robertson in Riyadh, both said Michelle wasn’t blurred at the time they were watching.

Regardless, the Wahhabist crackpots in Saudi Arabia should just be thankful the First Lady didn’t drive them to the gunshow.



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Re: Michelle Obama doesn't give a f***!

Postby Ian on Wed Jan 28, 2015 12:03 am

No hijab = whatever, but what's with wearing blue to a funeral?
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Re: Michelle Obama doesn't give a f***!

Postby vadaga on Wed Jan 28, 2015 2:57 am

US and S.A. are nothing but the best of frenemies...
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Re: Michelle Obama doesn't give a f***!

Postby Andy_S on Wed Jan 28, 2015 4:49 am

Nice piece of copy, that.

I'd add that the lovely Michelle is not so much beaming, she looks like she is ready to dance on Abdullah's grave. And - given that the king was a right royal miserable old sod - why should she not have?

Oh, right - he had lots of that black stuff that cars drink.
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Re: Michelle Obama doesn't give a f***!

Postby Michael on Wed Jan 28, 2015 4:59 am

vadaga wrote:US and S.A. are nothing but the best of frenemies...

Is Israel part of that love triangle?
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Re: Michelle Obama doesn't give a f***!

Postby Michael on Wed Jan 28, 2015 5:11 am

Michelle Obama...FUCK YEAH! And Merkel too in this case.
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Re: Michelle Obama doesn't give a f***!

Postby Bill on Wed Jan 28, 2015 7:52 am

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Long Live the King !!
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Re: Michelle Obama doesn't give a f***!

Postby grzegorz on Wed Jan 28, 2015 8:34 am

Holy Moly that fish is on steroids!
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Re: Michelle Obama doesn't give a f***!

Postby Bill on Wed Jan 28, 2015 8:59 am

That's a King Salmon from Alaska. One of the best eatin' fishes in the world.
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Re: Michelle Obama doesn't give a f***!

Postby wiesiek on Wed Jan 28, 2015 10:14 am

however best taste if weight no more then 4-5 pounds
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Re: Michelle Obama doesn't give a f***!

Postby Interloper on Wed Jan 28, 2015 12:12 pm

Wearing electric blue to a funeral was kind of strange.
Note that besides Mrs. O not giving a f**k, and Andrea Merkel evidently not giving one, the blonde woman (security aide?) on Ms. Obama's right also did not give one, and is wearing a black pantsuit and pumps, as well as a hot pink/magenta, form-fitting t-shirt under the blazer

Three f**ks not given.
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Re: Michelle Obama doesn't give a f***!

Postby Steve James on Wed Jan 28, 2015 1:17 pm

Half the guys are wearing pink ;)
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Re: Michelle Obama doesn't give a f***!

Postby chud on Wed Jan 28, 2015 1:37 pm

Ian wrote:No hijab = whatever, but what's with wearing blue to a funeral?


Interloper wrote:Wearing electric blue to a funeral was kind of strange.


Agreed, I don't know if she just didn't know any better, and none of her assistants did either, or if they did know but just didn't bother to dress appropriately.
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Re: Michelle Obama doesn't give a f***!

Postby grzegorz on Wed Jan 28, 2015 2:54 pm

chud wrote:
Ian wrote:No hijab = whatever, but what's with wearing blue to a funeral?


Interloper wrote:Wearing electric blue to a funeral was kind of strange.


Agreed, I don't know if she just didn't know any better, and none of her assistants did either, or if they did know but just didn't bother to dress appropriately.



The Saudi Royal family is among the most evil in the world and if their country was called the Islamic State we would have bombed them decades ago.

Michelle's message was loud and clear to the Royals who behead anyone and everyone who raises their voice against their backward ways and allows for the rape of guest workers from all the around world to continue to go on in their country and stops those ladies from ever being able to leave.



http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2mkTPgZZXnU

For those who missed that I give you Nick Diaz. ;)

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Michelle knows how to dress for funerals.

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Re: Michelle Obama doesn't give a f***!

Postby Interloper on Wed Jan 28, 2015 3:21 pm

grzegorz wrote:
The Saudi Royal family is among the most evil in the world and if their country was called the Islamic State we would have bombed them decades ago.

Michelle's message was loud and clear to the Royals who behead anyone and everyone who raises their voice against their backward ways and allows for the rape of guest workers from all the around world to continue to go on in their country and stops those ladies from ever being able to leave.



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For those who missed that I give you Nick Diaz. ;)

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Michelle knows how to dress for funerals.

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Good points. Therefore, she, her female aide/bodyguard and Andrea Merkel all deserve a round of golf claps for the evident blatantly intentional f**ks they did not give.
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