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Best 911 call eva
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Best 911 call eva
by Joe L. on Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:42 pm
Oh man, I love the part where he says he thinks he and his wife are dead. Made me cry just a little.
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Re: Best 911 call eva
by Darth Rock&Roll on Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:51 am
really really really really slow is what that cop was. lol
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Re: Best 911 call eva
by TaoBoxer on Fri Oct 31, 2008 6:55 am
My favorite 911 calls so far from this year:
"Caffeine overdose" after having had a 2-liter of Diet Coke. Patient comes to the door with 2 cartons of cigarettes and a gift certificate to Wendy's.
"My belly hurts. I did 450 crunches today." This knob speaks for himself....
"I took too much viagara" Patient comes to the door in a robe with a tent pole.... complaining of chaffing in his no-no place.
"THE EVIL HAS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE." Patients family states he is possessed. I asked him to rate the evil, on a scale of 1-10....
I'm sure there's a few dozen others. After a while they all just kinda run together... but you really can't write this shit.....
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"Caffeine overdose" after having had a 2-liter of Diet Coke. Patient comes to the door with 2 cartons of cigarettes and a gift certificate to Wendy's.
"My belly hurts. I did 450 crunches today." This knob speaks for himself....
"I took too much viagara" Patient comes to the door in a robe with a tent pole.... complaining of chaffing in his no-no place.
"THE EVIL HAS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE." Patients family states he is possessed. I asked him to rate the evil, on a scale of 1-10....
I'm sure there's a few dozen others. After a while they all just kinda run together... but you really can't write this shit.....
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Re: Best 911 call eva
by TaoBoxer on Sat Nov 01, 2008 6:15 am
Sorry, no. I work on a 911 ambulance.
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