Can You Eat a 20 pound Burger?

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Can You Eat a 20 pound Burger?

Postby Michael on Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:11 am

US man chews through 15-lb. burger

CLEARFIELD, Pa. - It took Brad Sciullo 4 hours and 39 minutes to finish a marathon. A meat marathon, that is. The 5-foot-11, 180-pound western Pennsylvania chef is the first person to eat a monstrosity called the Beer Barrel Belly Bruiser: a 15-pound burger with toppings and a bun that brought the total weight to 20.2 pounds.

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Re: Can You Eat a 20 pound Burger?

Postby Darth Rock&Roll on Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:48 am

Guy's gonna regret that. The impacted colon is gonna be painful mainly.
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Re: Can You Eat a 20 pound Burger?

Postby Michael on Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:20 am

Remember the King of the Hill episode with the picture of Hank Hill's stuffed colon next to a starving child? Funny and poignant.
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Re: Can You Eat a 20 pound Burger?

Postby Andy_S on Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:22 am

Bloody hell. That just can't be good for a chap.

And did he have chips and a beer?
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Re: Can You Eat a 20 pound Burger?

Postby Bär on Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:24 am

Two words: "meat marathon." Competitive eating contest or gay orgy? You decide.
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Re: Can You Eat a 20 pound Burger?

Postby Harvey on Sat Nov 01, 2008 4:35 am

If we have learned anything from Elvis Presley is that we should not eat too many burgers
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Re: Can You Eat a 20 pound Burger?

Postby Michael on Sat Nov 01, 2008 6:15 am

Bär wrote:Two words: "meat marathon." Competitive eating contest or gay orgy? You decide.

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Re: Can You Eat a 20 pound Burger?

Postby qiphlow on Sat Nov 01, 2008 9:09 am

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Re: Can You Eat a 20 pound Burger?

Postby fuga on Sat Nov 01, 2008 10:24 am

The real question is "can you shit a twenty pound burger?"
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