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Feb. 22- Ninja Day!
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Re: Feb. 22- Ninja Day!
by zenshiite on Sat Feb 21, 2015 3:47 pm
Yes!
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Re: Feb. 22- Ninja Day!
by Andy_S on Sun Feb 22, 2015 6:47 pm
I am a bit fed up with these "days."
First it was "talk like a pirate day."
Why limit yourself to just one day a year, eh? I speak like a pirate all the damned time.
Then we get this simpleton advice from Matt:
SNIP
Be sure to wear your Ninja outfit
SNIP
Like all true Fisters, I wear mine 24/7. (But of course, I wear then under my "regular" threads, naturally.)
For example: I was in the park last week wearing my finest pink silk PJs and doing some Tai Chee when a gang of irksome oiks arrived and started taking the piss.
A superman-like transformation was called for! At once, I doffed my PJs to reveal my true ninja self!
Let me assure you, once those chavs realized they were dealing with a killer ninja rather than a peace-loving Tai Chee hippy, they looked to their nikes and shagged off.
First it was "talk like a pirate day."
Why limit yourself to just one day a year, eh? I speak like a pirate all the damned time.
Then we get this simpleton advice from Matt:
SNIP
Be sure to wear your Ninja outfit
SNIP
Like all true Fisters, I wear mine 24/7. (But of course, I wear then under my "regular" threads, naturally.)
For example: I was in the park last week wearing my finest pink silk PJs and doing some Tai Chee when a gang of irksome oiks arrived and started taking the piss.
A superman-like transformation was called for! At once, I doffed my PJs to reveal my true ninja self!
Let me assure you, once those chavs realized they were dealing with a killer ninja rather than a peace-loving Tai Chee hippy, they looked to their nikes and shagged off.
Services available:
Pies scoffed. Ales quaffed. Beds shat. Oiks irked. Chavs chinned. Thugs thumped. Sacks split. Arses goosed. Udders ogled. Canines consumed. Sheep shagged.Matrons outraged. Vicars enlightened. PM for rates.
Pies scoffed. Ales quaffed. Beds shat. Oiks irked. Chavs chinned. Thugs thumped. Sacks split. Arses goosed. Udders ogled. Canines consumed. Sheep shagged.Matrons outraged. Vicars enlightened. PM for rates.
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Re: Feb. 22- Ninja Day!
by roger hao on Thu Feb 26, 2015 2:29 pm
Is that what Andy was wearing under the pink PJ's??
Now I get why they ran away.
Now I get why they ran away.
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Re: Feb. 22- Ninja Day!
by Steve James on Thu Feb 26, 2015 6:29 pm
Hate to admit it, but I'd be running too. If I lost, I'd just have to grin and bear it.
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Re: Feb. 22- Ninja Day!
by Andy_S on Sun Mar 01, 2015 6:57 pm
MattL
Oi! Who gave you permission to post my ninja outfit?
All:
Oh woe! I am outed!
Oi! Who gave you permission to post my ninja outfit?
All:
Oh woe! I am outed!
Services available:
Pies scoffed. Ales quaffed. Beds shat. Oiks irked. Chavs chinned. Thugs thumped. Sacks split. Arses goosed. Udders ogled. Canines consumed. Sheep shagged.Matrons outraged. Vicars enlightened. PM for rates.
Pies scoffed. Ales quaffed. Beds shat. Oiks irked. Chavs chinned. Thugs thumped. Sacks split. Arses goosed. Udders ogled. Canines consumed. Sheep shagged.Matrons outraged. Vicars enlightened. PM for rates.
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