by Andy_S on Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:47 am
Delvesy:
Fear not! There is still hope for older gents like yourself. This Saturday:
Mix up a cocktail of viagra (check your spam box: there will be plenty of outlets offering it), cialis (ditto previous) a brace of tigers' testicles (for someone who has been in the CMA as long as you, I am sure you can find a dealer) and eel soup;
Neck it in one;
Slap on generous quantities of aftershave;
Hit the nearest trance club;
Roll out some slo-mo HsingI on the floor;
Pull chick;
Do the business;
The cock-tail above will guarantee you at least half an hour's worth of solid action before fatigue returns and droop strikes; Good luck, mate!
Oh, hang on - eLection fatigue.
Sorry, feeling a bit dyslexic today.
Services available:
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