shitty date

[mixjourneyman]

Round two: I go into the store she works at to buy some groceries (hoping to avoid her). She sidles up beside me and invites me a Christmas party. First I was like "Uh, I don't really go out at night" and she was like "its during the day", so I was just like "uhh no. sorry". lol
Talk about Awkward!!

[qiphlow]

store counter. assfuck.

[nianfong]

wham bam thank you ma'am

[Dmitri]

Guys, guys, don't forget, it's Mix we're talking about here.

[shawnsegler]

I think you should always try and be polite, but every once in awhile you just need to be cold and say look..sorry if this hurt your feelings, but you're weird in way that is an immense turn off.

Or just out weird her and say you were really hoping for something more like a japanese tranny.

And the best part about that is that the cardinal rule of lying is to keep it as close to the truth as possible...so you'd already kind of be there.

Best,

S

[mixjourneyman]

Shawn: sage advice that.
The strange thing about Japanese trannies is that....


Never mind.

[TaoJoannes]

Nothin' new there. Rob Snyder of Saturday Night Live in the 80s played "Orgasm Man," a recurring character (office worker) who constantly had orgasmsduring the course of a typical work day, without any particular stimulus.

So this lady is riding the subway, and she notices this man standing and behaving strangely.

Every so often he sneezes, then pulls his pecker out and wipes it.

She's aghast at this behavior and finally says "What the hell are you doing?"

He says "I've got a medical problem, I'm sorry."

So she says "what kind of medical problem makes you have to keep pulling your penis out in public?"

And he says "Well, every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm and ejaculate."

So she says "Oh, that's horrible! Are you taking anything for it?"

And he says "Yeah, Pepper."

[Royal Dragon]

I haven't read the whole thing, but at least your date didn't want to put your soul into one of her collector China dolls.

Go to KFM, and search "Doll Chick" to see my adventures. They are legendary over there.

[Michael]

So did you get it all back, or did she make you her astral love slave? Only reason I ask is that Strange hasn't been giving us any good material lately. Strange, why aren't you all over this thread?

[nianfong]

strange is currently fecking destroying mix's arm for not doing the psycho hot girl.

[qiphlow]

and mix will soon fart like clown number one.

[Muad'dib]

The strange thing about Japanese trannies is that....

That the girl you keep talking about at the Sushi restaurant is one?

[shawnsegler]

[Michael]

After reading some of RD's dating threads on KFM, I gotta say that he's a distant fourth behind Strange, Mix, and Ian (purely for slang). Crazy as it may sound, EF may be the champion of odd dating post-game chat. RD just doesn't know how to coin a phrase like EF'ers.

ditch pig

[Joe L.]

Did anyone save that gem of a thread/still here of Strange's exploits in arm bashing for the lady folk's sake?

Seems the forum isn't letting me search at the moment.