shitty date

[mixjourneyman]

Mix ain't even fat or chunky. He just doesn't have washboard abs and thus is deemed fat by by the anorexi-fascists.

No, no, I am definetely fat. There is no question about that.
But I dress really really well.

[Michael]

Actually, a couple of them are cousins of mine in their early 20s. Gorgeous blondes, and total sweeties. But the weird hair would totally gross them out. Sorry.

Have I ever mentioned what a paradise Guangzhou is? I could even be talked into an airport pickup and I do have a spare bedroom. Y'know, all in the interest of expanding horizons.

[Michael]

Next time I am there I can tell her all about how crazy this chick was and maybe make a caveat into saying something like "I just wish I could find a nice girl like you...." or something similar to that.

Or not.

Definitely NOT. Never talk about other dates with a new date.

[C-Hopkins]

Mix-

Take her out to a really funny movie or comedy show. the more she laughs, the more easily her drawls will drop.

look her in the eyes and tell her you want to drink her milkshake.

[Muad'dib]

Next time I am there I can tell her all about how crazy this chick was and maybe make a caveat into saying something like "I just wish I could find a nice girl like you...." or something similar to that.

Or not.

Dude, I have been married for 8 years and even I can:

a) summon up more game than that.
and
b) know that the "I like nice girls" routine does not work. I don't know why Mike Strong is not replying to this, but I will say that you need to read the game, or some shit like that. I don't really approve of the ideas behind it, but it has some fairly solid psychology. If you say, "I need to find a nice girl like you", it makes you sound needy. It turns you into the whiney chick in 11th grade who sat around bitching about how no one was asking her to the Prom.

[Michael]

Mike Strong is no longer with us...he asked to be banned.

[Muad'dib]

Ah.

[Ian]

mix, you just experienced first-hand why it's not ideal to take women out for food on a first date. if she's crazy, you're stuck with her and you're forced to waste two hours of your life.

why not just meet up casually for 30 minutes then if she's rubbish you can eject.

and I hope you called her on her crazy bs. I like to say "I'm not your boyfriend. I don't have to listen to this crap."

and definitely don't use that "just wish I could find a nice girl like you (nudge nudge wink wink)" line. htfu!

[Andy_S]

Mix:

It could have been worse.

I once chatted up an Aussie waitress at a Mexican restaurant. She agreed to come out wiv yours truly (Result!) and within an hour or two we were necking romantically in the park. (Result #2!) As I was living in univ digs at the time and could not hack the thought of my "mates" sniggering at the door while I manfully shag this chick crosseyed, I suavely suggest: "How about your place...? She agrees. (Result #3!) We get there. Nice crib. Coffee in the kitchen. (Result #4!) Things are looking good. Then she starts talking about how she has been approached by a lesbian and how she is feeling strong urges in that direction, and anyway, her father would soon by coming home.....and all this despite the (true) fact that I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

Walking back up the lonely hill to uni, I had a todger like a tree trunk. Grrrrrr....ah well.


Udel*:

Strong ASKED to be banned? You mean, if he had not been banned, he would have been unable to resist coming back on-forum? Strange. Bit like a chap asking to be blinded so he can't read porn.

*Pls note correct spelling.

[mixjourneyman]

I was joking, thats why I wrote "or not".

Mostly with this other girl I just joke around with her and have fun.

[DeusTrismegistus]

Actually, a couple of them are cousins of mine in their early 20s. Gorgeous blondes, and total sweeties. But the weird hair would totally gross them out. Sorry.

Would you consider shaving your head?

If Mix isn't interested... I have a nice...bank account

[Michael]

Strong ASKED to be banned? You mean, if he had not been banned, he would have been unable to resist coming back on-forum? Strange. Bit like a chap asking to be blinded so he can't read porn.

*Pls note correct spelling.

My ancestors are once again happy that their historic Lithuanian name is spelled correctly.

I phrased it that way about Strong to be diplomatic, but I guess there's no need. As I remember it, Strong challenged Tom to ban him, like some kind of dare, and Tom obliged.

[GrahamB]

You don't mess with Tom.

[Iskendar]

I phrased it that way about Strong to be diplomatic, but I guess there's no need. As I remember it, Strong challenged Tom to ban him, like some kind of dare, and Tom obliged.

AKA "suicide by cop"

[Dai Zhi Qiang]

I was joking, thats why I wrote "or not".

Mostly with this other girl I just joke around with her and have fun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEUwbHXNwTU

For some reason I found this and it reminded me of this thread, lol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By-YY3-m ... re=related (lol, this is better)

JB.