shitty date

[GrahamB]

Next time I am there I can tell her all about how crazy this chick was and maybe make a caveat into saying something like "I just wish I could find a nice girl like you...." or something similar to that.

Or not.

Man, with lines like that you're going to need better hair....

lol.

I don't use pickup lines anyways, my hair seems to do all the work (ps.I cut it off and now it is much more normal).

Heh You better take care of it then, because if you lose it when you're older you'll have nothing to fall back on... like your Dad

[Interloper]

Mix,
Didn't the fact that you actually scored a date with a really pretty girl make you suspicious in the first place? I mean, what did you expect -- for her to be normal?

[mixjourneyman]

Mix,
Didn't the fact that you actually scored a date with a really pretty girl make you suspicious in the first place? I mean, what did you expect -- for her to be normal?

BURN!!!!!


I used to date lots of pretty girls, then I quit doing E and got fat.

[Joe L.]

table. assfuck.
that's all you need.

Werd.

[Interloper]

Dang, Mix, I know plenty of pretty girls who would date a chunky fella. And they're not psychotic. Unfortunately, they aren't in Canada, either.

[Darthwing Teorist]

Dang, Mix, I know plenty of pretty girls who would date a chunky fella. And they're not psychotic. Unfortunately, they aren't in Canada, either.

Please post pics so Mix can evaluate the degree of prettiness of the above mentioned young females.

[mixjourneyman]

Dang, Mix, I know plenty of pretty girls who would date a chunky fella. And they're not psychotic. Unfortunately, they aren't in Canada, either.

Please post pics so Mix can evaluate the degree of prettiness of the above mentioned young females.

I second that request.

Its not just that I'm fat, I also have really weird hair.

[Interloper]

Actually, a couple of them are cousins of mine in their early 20s. Gorgeous blondes, and total sweeties. But the weird hair would totally gross them out. Sorry.

Would you consider shaving your head?

[mixjourneyman]

Actually, a couple of them are cousins of mine in their early 20s. Gorgeous blondes, and total sweeties. But the weird hair would totally gross them out. Sorry.

Would you consider shaving your head?

I actually have a really horrible scalp condition so no, absolutely not lol.

[Interloper]

You could paint your scalp Day-Glo green as a distraction!

[GrahamB]

I actually have a really horrible scalp condition so no, absolutely not lol.

Wow - you're a real catch, aren't you?

[Interloper]

Now Graham, there are many qualities a man has that are far more important than mere good looks and a buff body! His bank account, for example.

[GrahamB]

Now Graham, there are many qualities a man has that are far more important than mere good looks and a buff body! His bank account, for example.

Come on Interloper - we're still waiting for you to post those pics - we need to check that you are providing accurate information to the forum in a way that is intellectually honest...

[mixjourneyman]

I actually have a really horrible scalp condition so no, absolutely not lol.

Wow - you're a real catch, aren't you?

Thats why I keep my hair long, that way you can't see my psoriasis.
Anyways, god blesses us all differently.

[Bär]

Mix ain't even fat or chunky. He just doesn't have washboard abs and thus is deemed fat by by the anorexi-fascists.