by Ian on Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:29 am
-run-ins with the local no-legged wildlife.
ok so I was doing the sprint section of my jog, rounded a tight bend, almost stepped on (i.e. half of it was under me, between my feet) a 3 METER LONG, 2 INCH THICK SNAKE. OMFGWTF!!!111 WHO PUT THAT SHIT IN MY PANTS!?
goddamned thing was just chilling in the middle of the path until I came blundering along and ruined its day. I swear I've never changed direction so freaking fast before. I think I got about 3 feet of air. and you know when there's too much snake and it slithers away, and you're wondering why it's still slithering and.... still slithering... still not done...
which means no, I didn't manage to catch it and preserve it in rice wine.
I don't mind snakes, generally. if I'm walking along and I spot one, I'll go up to it, even try to touch it. running into one during a sprint is completely different though.
last week I saw a king cobra, but gave it plenty of chance to slither away.
fall = snake mating season = time to think about treadmills.
another thing that pisses me off:
-compliation clips of comedy shows, set to music. apparently watching the pretty pictures is enough for these mongs. words complicate things.
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