Was watching family guy last night, and this one made me burst out loud laughing:
"Hey Quagmire, tell us the one about the girl with an inside out anus again..."
"Oh, you mean Blossom?"
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favorite Quagmire lines
by meeks on Sat Nov 08, 2008 8:42 pm
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Re: favorite Quagmire lines
by Felipe Bidó on Sat Nov 08, 2008 10:35 pm
"When I was young I was in bed at 8...and home by eleven...awww right!"
"Hello, and welcome to another edition of Midnight Q. Tonight we're gonna enjoy some jazz from Charles Mingus. Norman Maylor's here to read an excerpt from his latest work. And we also have a girl from Omaha hiding a banana. We're gonna find out where. Giggity giggity. Giggity goo. Stick around"
"Hey guys, what's going on? I was just jerki ... ed out of a deep sleep"
Social Worker Quagmire just slept with: Glen honey, I have a question for you. What do you do for a living?
Quagmire: I have a question for you too. Why are you still here?
Girl from UPS: Package for Mr. Glen Quagmire
Quagmire (wearing boxers): Oh, sorry, wait a sec
Quagmire comes back naked...: "I got a package for you too, awww right!"
"Hello, and welcome to another edition of Midnight Q. Tonight we're gonna enjoy some jazz from Charles Mingus. Norman Maylor's here to read an excerpt from his latest work. And we also have a girl from Omaha hiding a banana. We're gonna find out where. Giggity giggity. Giggity goo. Stick around"
"Hey guys, what's going on? I was just jerki ... ed out of a deep sleep"
Social Worker Quagmire just slept with: Glen honey, I have a question for you. What do you do for a living?
Quagmire: I have a question for you too. Why are you still here?
Girl from UPS: Package for Mr. Glen Quagmire
Quagmire (wearing boxers): Oh, sorry, wait a sec
Quagmire comes back naked...: "I got a package for you too, awww right!"
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Re: favorite Quagmire lines
by meeks on Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:31 pm
*Quagmire and Lois, removing the carpet in her living room*
thanks Quagmire for helping me remove the carpet..."
uh, yea, Lois - but uh... I gotta admit this isn't what I was thinking when you asked me to come over and tear up your carpet... so uh... you want me to just leave this little triangle? or do you want to go brazilian and remove all the carpet?
thanks Quagmire for helping me remove the carpet..."
uh, yea, Lois - but uh... I gotta admit this isn't what I was thinking when you asked me to come over and tear up your carpet... so uh... you want me to just leave this little triangle? or do you want to go brazilian and remove all the carpet?
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Re: favorite Quagmire lines
by Craig on Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:55 pm
"Hey Quagmire, is 'country' supposed to be spelled with an O?"
"Nope. Giggity"
"Nope. Giggity"
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Re: favorite Quagmire lines
by meeks on Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:16 am
Quagmire walks up to a church and see a sign out front saying "Organist needed"
"aaaAAAAlllriiiight....." and runs inside...
"aaaAAAAlllriiiight....." and runs inside...
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Re: favorite Quagmire lines
by Felipe Bidó on Fri Nov 14, 2008 4:04 pm
"My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus. And I am sorry".
Girl (After being told to leave Quagmire's home after sex): "But you said we were gonna get married!!
Quagmire: "What? No! I only said that so you'd gagiggidy my gashmoigin!"
Girl (After being told to leave Quagmire's home after sex): "But you said we were gonna get married!!
Quagmire: "What? No! I only said that so you'd gagiggidy my gashmoigin!"
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Re: favorite Quagmire lines
by meeks on Sat Nov 15, 2008 5:18 pm
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