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by **nianfong** on Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:59 pm

http://www.holytaco.com/if-state-signs- ... e-truthful
a few highlights:

by **zenshiite** on Mon Nov 10, 2008 12:29 am

Anyone remember the one that the Daily Show did for New Jersey a couple years ago? It was funny and true. That's all I recall.

by **ashe** on Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:59 am

i'm disappointed there isn't one for arizona...

by **Dmitri** on Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:10 am

I know! It should say "...and get the fuck out. It's too small for both Ashe and you!"

And the one for GA should say "...where Libertarians get 0.7% of the vote!"

by **Michael** on Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:10 pm

Arizona...got meth?
Arizona...We've Got the World's Biggest Hole. Wanna see it?
Arizona...Don't complain, it's a dry heat.
Arizona...Now with La Raza!
Arizona...Almost California and not Nevada!
Arizona...The Air Force's Biggest Grave Yard
Arizona...The Gila Monsters Really Aren't So Bad
Arizona...Any scorpion sting that doesn't kill you makes you stronger!
Arizona...Please excuse Tucson and Nacodoches, but Flagstaff is pretty cool.
Arizona...You'll get used to the killer bees before you know it.

by **affa** on Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:20 pm

Michael wrote:Arizona...Please excuse Tucson

no way man! tucson's alright...

by **Michael** on Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:32 am

Great memories of Tucson's Old Town as far as super cheezy "Wild West" shoot 'em up stuff. The sagauro cactus are pretty awesome.

by **nianfong** on Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:36 am

cactuar!

by **affa** on Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:51 am

Michael wrote:out in the desert on the north side of town... the heat, the flash floods, and the scorpions...

oro valley baby! to the north and beyond!

by **Bär** on Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:22 am

My uncle (who lives in Alaska as well as my other 2 uncles) just sent me this. I dunno if it's on that website or not.

by **qiphlow** on Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:02 am

it is, as is the pic of me and udel's wife i posted in TNT.

by **Bär** on Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:52 am

Udel has a wife?

by **shawnsegler** on Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:33 am

The oregon state sign is pretty spot on.

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by **qiphlow** on Tue Nov 11, 2008 6:51 pm

Bär wrote:Udel has a wife?

with a very warm southern region.

by **Michael** on Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:06 am

qiphlow wrote:
Bär wrote:Udel has a wife?

with a very warm southern region.

I have no wife and yet I still feel violated.
Hey, but qiphlow's wife's map o' taz has got a bald-headed dude in a black t-shirt standing outside holding a click-o-meter, which ought to be on the state sign for New Jersey.

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