by Andy_S on Mon Nov 23, 2015 2:22 am
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every woman and man wants to fuck the virile, primal, British alpha male
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You will be pleased to learn that this is but a fantasy. This virile, primal, British alpha male gets precious little female attention.
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Also - it made no fucking sense, and they jumped from scene to scene with very little continuity. All of a sudden, he's in a plane!
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Bond Movies 101: Exotic scene - action setpiece - exotic scene- action setpiece - exotic scene (etc, etc - until end credits roll.)
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Oh look, he's gone to some random fucking house in the mountains, based on what?
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To rescue the helpless chick from the horrible chaps you dolt. Why else? (BTW, second best line in the movie was Bond's "cut out the middle man" at the organic juice bar.)
BTW, are not you not taking it all a bit seriously"
I mean:
Why does one bullet from Bond cause an explosion that brings down an entire, colossal building?
How do you infiltrate, then escape from, the AGM of the world's deadliest super villains with such ridiculous ease?
How do you steer a plane with no wings through chalets and down a mountainside without suffering a bruise or a scratch?
Why would a train in the arse-end of Tunisia boast a luxury dining car and sleepers?
Why does nobody on the train notice the deadly ruck that takes place in (by my count) at least three different carriages?
How do you shoot a helicopter down with a WWII-era small caliber pistol, while simultaneously steering a surging speedboat with your free hand?
Etc, etc, etc.
The good points:
Killer actor
Sweet motors
Badass tailoring
Awesome backdrops
Sizzling chicks
Fair-to-good setpieces
A handful of excellent H2H rucks
And...er...
That's about it.
Still, plenty of bang for your buck.