This the brazilian way my fren...

[jwalker]

some of you might like this, apparently its for real too. I didn't realise that at first! editL i finally caught the you are not right for jiu jitsu rant and it is gold.

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STOLEN FROM ANOTHER FORUM: THIS IS A COLLECTION OF POSTS BY 'CREONTE', DAMN FUNY STUFF, HOPEFULLY YOU THINK SO TOO. I THINK MY FAVOURITE IS THE 'YOU NOT RIGHT FOR JIU JITSU' RANT.



Just as 'Tsun Tzu: art of war' is the warmongers gospel, another timeless classic is in the making.

I give you 'Creonte: The Brazilian Way'.

Live by this and you shall prosper.




you say there some "shockingly bad grapplers" out there.
my fren there no bad purple belts.as i said befor purple belt
for animals and if you white belt in bjj (i not care about judo belt)
you did not tap purple belt unless he purple in kung fu 5 animal drunken
bruce lee system.not bjj.if you tap a purple say from what academy.
i bet it from bullshit combat eric paulson leg lock club.not bjj.


he no my fren!


if you no wanna get hurt make sure be juicing at least 3 months before comp
also squating and dead lifts like paulo filho
then no injury can come-just other guy get hurt and him be thrown out back of venue and laughed at by passing girls
sometimes english helth and safety big bit gay for homo's
more dangerous you get eaten by pitbull in copacobana than hurt grappling-is not real fight my frens


and my fren freedom fighten
why you wanna start on your knees
in brasil only people start on their knees going to suck your seed and that not going to look nice at grappling event (unless mixed weight division then ok-maybe i enter)
not fight for


my frens
in brazil when coach stop doing warm up and cardio we call him fat poof and
stop for respect him.
important coach not fat poof for sure


if i jump guard on mother fucker in street he gonna get triangled real bad for sure


this funny
brasilian men from rio try to charge this muchy and nuff peeple very hangry
and say jiu jitsu same as judo
now little gay man from america with make up take his kimono off and teach
hallmost naked and people pay to learn about rubber from him same price
as good night out at back to basics in leeds where all girls been shaving
their bits
i go to leeds instead


my fren,in Brasil you be called fat faggot and left sleeping on mat by white
belt arfer him clock choke you.
and my fren,in Brasil if youse offer advise to prefesernal vale tudo fighter
on internet about weigh cut he would search for you,and come to stupid gym
look for you at then clinch your fat head and put him knee in youse nose many times in front of youse students.


fat faggot mcdojo master.
he get triangled in less than 10 seconds
by real jiu jitsu fighter
why him not get in shape with many Cardio sessions
because he ass bandit that don't do his own work outs
Lucky he never wear kimono cos he bring shame to best fight in the world


my fren's if sumbody try disrespec my legs i punch him in face


why him ware jiu jitsu kimono
if ware jiu jitsu kimono then wear jiu jitsu belt
if ware jiu jitsu kimono with iffy karate belt then,how you say?, mizreprasent the goods
like meet blonde biatch in discotec with fakey melon,be nice friend to dance and jiggle with then later at apartment she shy and not want reverse action
so creonte say only ware jiu jitsu belt with jiu jitsu kimono and only get fakey melon if like reverse business otherwise you big liar


jiu jitsu best fight in world but not for dum dums


purple must smash people. SMASH THEM.
that is hequirement for purple
purple belt dangerus man
if purple belt cannot smash he not real purple


fren
learn pass guarde bfore try faggot shit


i not intrested
i upset
this guy say he control crackhead with him legs
in favela crackhead shoot him if he try rubberguarde
rubberguarde only upset real fighter and him posture up break
pot head knee.


is not me fren
i love jiu jitsu for choke people
i never scary about hurt my self
in brasil man worry about hurt from jiu jitsu is faggot
jiu jitsu good for forget about real life
real life hurts more than jiu jitsu
if i meet lonely faggot in the bin i clock choke him


fren let me tell you something real seriarse
you not right for jiu jitsu
you never be right for jiu jitsu
jiu jitsu is the best fight in the world my fren
and you never gonna be ready to fight for anything
you best off think about other hobby because you never
gonna be able to do jiu jitsu
you just be guy no one want to partner
the odd one who get left on his own in class that
the real fighters laugh at behind you back
fren pleese belief me,jiu jitsu just gonna make
you face the fact that you pussy bwoy and you never gonna
be able defend you family
in brasil batty men like you do the drumming for capoiera dancing
so you can feel part of martial art with no risky
the fact you cannot unnastan what Tribulus say
is proof that you make good decision wen
you decide jiu jitsu no good for you
unnastan jiu jitsu is best fight in the world my fren
and only for men
maybe these guys all wrong and you not faggot
but,my fren,i have to say honest now
i don't think you gonna be able to satisfy real woman
no my fren,if real woman find out what going on in your head
she gonna find man who can defen her if threat come
and,my fren,if she know what sort of blood inside you (pussy bwoy blood)
she always gonna wonder what it feel like to be fucked by real man
yes-real man who can defen her,fuck her and make her feel
like woman
not guy who half faggot wondering about getting injury from grappling.
my frengo look in mirror and tell me if you see real man stare back at you
or pussy whipped metrosexual who drink so much tap water his
estrogeon level mean he oozing milk from his man breasts.
think about it fren
(i sorry i have to say this but someone need tell you truth)


my fren you for definate man who try flying
triangle befor learn pass gwuarde.
also i am thinking you do spinning back kick when
safer to do push kick
but becorse i like you
i will not tap you,just knee on chest for 6 minute
try make you fart


my frens
you need do leg press and squat like Brasilian girls
for stop you bum be saggy like your nans


yes similar to kickboxing my fren but with less faggots


sum of these english guys can make good fight but
other is white belt buy eddie bravo book.
do not worry my fren,is not seriarse enuff for choke him,
he just beginner.


my fren=in brazil purple belt ofen kep in
basement unner academy for only bring out
for SMASH puta come from difren team
If professor lock you in basement for
only bring out when troubl in academie
is great honor,
MUST SMASH PROPER!

man you a homo
make me hembarras even be in
same forum as you
I not even clock choke you
cos scary of hinfection


frens i forget 1 himport detail
if professor let you teach or he late an you teach warm up
it real himport to beat lazy guys
if white belt or blue belt not work hard in warm up
you mus remove your belt an whip them real hard and shout
PUSSY at him while you whip
this detail gonna help create tuff academie an keep wannabe away.
if lazy boy no your fren whip head.


if fight blue belt best just tap him 12 time in roe.not talky talk or smiley smile.jus look in his eye and smash him 12 time.one time from guarde then next time from top so he no don't make no difrence wot he do he gonna get smash.also put triangle and wen he posture for hescape quik change for arm bar so he hav scream for tap.as well climb high guarde for doubl arm bar again make scream cos no tap becorse both arms get break.
oh my fren it so much fun you gonna be happy!


also purple belt must start boxe training
himport for purple if get in street fight jus headbutt and punch
oh yes my fren all purple mus be good boxe and when
headbutt stupid faggot in disco purple mus shout "JIU JITSU"
this the brazilian way my fren