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Re: wtf???
by Bill on Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:00 pm
When you're a kid, farting on command is like a superpower.
It hurts when I Pi
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Re: wtf???
by Darth Rock&Roll on Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:30 am
Man, I wish I could fart on command.
It would really help to get out of a sticky wicket now and then.
especially if you could release quietly and have them be pukingly noxious.
THat would end a couple of meetings a week for sure!
also, it would ensure a private elevator after word got around. lol
It would really help to get out of a sticky wicket now and then.
especially if you could release quietly and have them be pukingly noxious.
THat would end a couple of meetings a week for sure!
also, it would ensure a private elevator after word got around. lol
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Re: wtf???
by edededed on Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:09 am
He is a born flatulist, apparently - there is one career flatulist in the wonderful UK, I think - he has revived the age-old tradition of farting for joy and fun! (The latter chap apparently awakened this power through yoga, so we may be as lucky, too.)
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Re: wtf???
by Bär on Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:28 am
One of my best friends from school could fart on command. We called it "The Gift."
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Re: wtf???
by TaoJoannes on Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:09 pm
If it's illegal to fart in public, then I must be a felon.
oh qué una tela enredada que tejemos cuando primero practicamos para engañar
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