I really enjoyed this.
http://blogs.reuters.com/great-debate/2008/11/26/the-business-case-for-high-seas-piracy/
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ARRRRRR!!!
by shawnsegler on Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:14 am
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I prefer
You behind the wheel
And me the passenger
You behind the wheel
And me the passenger
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Re: ARRRRRR!!!
by Joe L. on Sat Nov 29, 2008 11:04 am
The bigger question is when does EF form its own profitable private security business for the open seas at manageable prices.
Or at the very least a smaller, yet more efficient piracy group.
Or at the very least a smaller, yet more efficient piracy group.
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Re: ARRRRRR!!!
by shawnsegler on Sat Nov 29, 2008 11:10 am
You'll find out when we come to the east coast, sneak up behind you with a sap and pressgang your ass into sevice, bitch.
S- ARRRRR!!!
S- ARRRRR!!!
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Re: ARRRRRR!!!
by Franklin on Sat Nov 29, 2008 12:54 pm
lol
when i saw in the url "the great debate"
i thought it was another pirates versus ninjas
yet another reason why pirates are better than ninjas....
so far pirates have
rum
women
booty
very good business model
franklin
when i saw in the url "the great debate"
i thought it was another pirates versus ninjas
yet another reason why pirates are better than ninjas....
so far pirates have
rum
women
booty
very good business model
franklin
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Re: ARRRRRR!!!
by mixjourneyman on Sat Nov 29, 2008 1:45 pm
What is a pirate's favourite fast food restaurant?
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBIES
What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
STAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRVE
Where do pirates go to buy new toasters?
THE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDSALE.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBIES
What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
STAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRVE
Where do pirates go to buy new toasters?
THE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDSALE.
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Re: ARRRRRR!!!
by chud on Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:59 pm
LOL! I'm gonna have to share those with me kiddos, thanks Mix!
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Re: ARRRRRR!!!
by fisherman on Sat Nov 29, 2008 4:13 pm
Some of you may have heard this one before....
So, this pirate walks into a bar in the pirates cove, strolls up to the bar and orders a drink. Right away the bartender sees something he is totally perplexed by, but having seen many strange things in his days of the tending the bar in the cove decides to mind his business and takes the pirates order.
After the pirate has been at the bar for a couple of hours, he orders his last drink and asks the bartender to settle his bill. The bartender, still wondering what the pirates story is finally decides to ask what his deal is.
The bartender says, "Excuse me sir. I see that you are a pirate.."
The pirate replies, "Yarrrrr matey!"
The bartender then says, "I usually keep to myself. I know the most of you pirates have your stories of your adventures and all the crazy things you have done, and I have heard just but about everything. But sir, I have to ask you just one question."
The pirate says, "Yarrr?"
The bartender says "Well, since you walked in here I have been trying to figure it out but, well... I happened to notice that you have a steering wheel attached to your penis??!!!"
The pirate replies....
"YAARRRRRR!!!! IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
So, this pirate walks into a bar in the pirates cove, strolls up to the bar and orders a drink. Right away the bartender sees something he is totally perplexed by, but having seen many strange things in his days of the tending the bar in the cove decides to mind his business and takes the pirates order.
After the pirate has been at the bar for a couple of hours, he orders his last drink and asks the bartender to settle his bill. The bartender, still wondering what the pirates story is finally decides to ask what his deal is.
The bartender says, "Excuse me sir. I see that you are a pirate.."
The pirate replies, "Yarrrrr matey!"
The bartender then says, "I usually keep to myself. I know the most of you pirates have your stories of your adventures and all the crazy things you have done, and I have heard just but about everything. But sir, I have to ask you just one question."
The pirate says, "Yarrr?"
The bartender says "Well, since you walked in here I have been trying to figure it out but, well... I happened to notice that you have a steering wheel attached to your penis??!!!"
The pirate replies....
"YAARRRRRR!!!! IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Re: ARRRRRR!!!
by Interloper on Sat Nov 29, 2008 5:31 pm
I LIVE for Sept. 19, "Talk Like a Pirate Day," so I can say ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR and no one looks at me like I'm a lunatic. Well, no one who knows that Sept. 19 is "Talk Like a Pirate Day." 
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Re: ARRRRRR!!!
by Interloper on Sat Nov 29, 2008 5:32 pm
mixjourneyman wrote:What is a pirate's favourite fast food restaurant?
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBIES
What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
STAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRVE
Where do pirates go to buy new toasters?
THE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDSALE.
And you know where pirates go for double mocha latte, right?
StAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRbucks.
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Re: ARRRRRR!!!
by qiphlow on Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:02 pm
and here i was, thinking segs was having more computer drama or something. ARRRRRRRR!
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Re: ARRRRRR!!!
by mixjourneyman on Sun Nov 30, 2008 6:16 am
Interloper wrote:mixjourneyman wrote:What is a pirate's favourite fast food restaurant?
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBIES
What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
STAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRVE
Where do pirates go to buy new toasters?
THE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDSALE.
And you know where pirates go for double mocha latte, right?
StAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRbucks.
Beautiful.
I think I just chi'd my pants a little.
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Re: ARRRRRR!!!
by qiphlow on Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:50 am
ok, i'll play: what's a pirate's favorite sci fi movie?
the last stAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRfighter.
the last stAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRfighter.
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Re: ARRRRRR!!!
by Interloper on Sun Nov 30, 2008 11:00 am
Oh? Not StAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRs?
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