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9 year old reveals how to talk to girls

Postby everything on Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:03 pm

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Re: 9 year old reveals how to talk to girls

Postby Darth Rock&Roll on Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:26 am

lol. keeping it simple, the boy has gotten it right for the most part.
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Re: 9 year old reveals how to talk to girls

Postby Dmitri on Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:41 am

Well it's easy when you look like that...


Not so sure if he would be as successful at this stuff if he looked like this:

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Re: 9 year old reveals how to talk to girls

Postby mixjourneyman on Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:17 am

Dmitri wrote:Well it's easy when you look like that...


Not so sure if he would be as successful at this stuff if he looked like this:

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Where did you get that picture of me?
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Re: 9 year old reveals how to talk to girls

Postby Bär on Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:54 am

That kid RULES.
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Re: 9 year old reveals how to talk to girls

Postby Muad'dib on Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:48 am

That is a classic example of someone who never had a chance.
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Re: 9 year old reveals how to talk to girls

Postby iwalkthecircle on Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:38 am

i dont need to talk to girls....
lady comes & talks to me.
i believe it is due to my chickMagnet, my wedding ring.

after they found out that you are married for so many years.
ladies believe that you are:
1) have money
2) dont have too many bad habits or pooty trained
3) dont have any sex except on birthdays,& aniversarie


i had to turn away so many ladies hitting on me.....
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Re: 9 year old reveals how to talk to girls

Postby mixjourneyman on Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:17 am

iwalkthecircle wrote:i dont need to talk to girls....
lady comes & talk to me.
i believe it is due to my chickMagnet, a wedding ring.

when you are married for so many years.
ladies believe that you are:
1) have money
2) dont have too many bad habits or pooty trained
3) dont have any sex except on birthdays,& aniversarie


i had to turn away so many ladies hitting on me.....


lol, I know the feeling.
Except instead of being married I have a shirt that says "I fuck on the first date" and also a cool blue lunch box.
You wouldn't believe how hot this gets the ladies. :D
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Re: 9 year old reveals how to talk to girls

Postby Darthwing Teorist on Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:48 am

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/50cent/getinmycar.html

I got no pickup lines
I stay on the grind
I tell the hoes all the time
Bitch get in my car (Bitch get in)
I got my 64, ridin' on Dayton spokes
And when I open that do'
Bitch get in my car
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