write a bad poem...

[Chanchu]

http://www.janetpanoch.com/images/BlueHeron.jpg

Long legged killer

Blue Heron, tall cool
Bill sharp as katana steel
Your black eye- kills first..

Rat Year Silver

Drinking some cool and clean, pure- German beers
its late at night and every one in my rickety rude hovel is asleep
except for me- so I am take a sip, and think about last year
Still wonder about her- the girl who wore the Tibetan silver dorje in her ear
The beer seems so to make it all to clear, She is gone, gone- now so far, so far away from here
And I guess we will never again- be near
Anyway, its real late at night- and that was my last beer..
ZZZZZZZZ,ZZZZZZZZ,ZZZZZ.....

[mixjourneyman]

1)lovely face
nice body
painful to look at.


2) eating rice crispy squares
reminds me of childhood
why did I let myself get so fat

3) tetanus shot tomorrow
damn cat
damn mouse
apox on thy house

[Ian]

3) tetanus shot tomorrow
damn cat
damn mouse
apox on thy house

don't be afraid of needles
it's just a
little
prick

[shawnsegler]

Tears of shame
for her ugliness
your mama gets it in the booty.



S- from a deeply altruistic part of his being

[Interloper]

There once was dude from Nantucket
And Bingo was his name-o.
With a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there
Hickory dickory dock.

[Methods]

I would like to go back in time - 1984 to be exact,, when i thought I was so clever I would write the following poem in all the girls year books:

Roses are Red
Peaches are Hairy
Spread your legs and I will pop your Cherry

[Felipe Bidó]

Frog, frog, frog...
Frog, frog frog...
Don't you jump in front of that ventilator
Damn, I warned you

[Teazer]

Up till Interloper's, I thought they were actually quite good.
But with taste like mine, well I would
wouldn't I?

[mixjourneyman]

These kids
look like American kids
Except its like
someone dropped an atomic bomb on them.

[Darth Rock&Roll]

many streams converge
frat boy
piss fight
don't cross!

[Darth Rock&Roll]

dark stormy night
lazy hazy afternoon
crisp brisk day
what's with the fucking weather?

[yusuf]

smiling women all really want me
seductive sirens in a dank bar
flitting around a triad boss
cause he has the moolah
i smash his fecking arm

[mixjourneyman]

smiling women all really want me
seductive sirens in a dank bar
flitting around a triad boss
cause he has the moolah
i smash his fecking arm

And fart like clown number one.

[qiphlow]

smiling women all really want me
seductive sirens in a dank bar
flitting around a triad boss
cause he has the moolah
i smash his fecking arm

LOL!

[qiphlow]

my balls
they are huge
they glow with the light
of ten thousand suns

fear not, intrepid traveler
no pants
can obscure their brilliance